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In a galaxy far far away......something far more interesting happened than reading my friggin journal......

step 1957. take over large corporate chain known to some as "Denny's"
1958. cancel the grand slam, causing chaos.....
1959. overhunt the cow, causing beef to be rare and expensive
1960. PETA sews.......
1961. sell "Denny's" to pay Pam Anderson to get off my back
1962. eat reserve smurfs
1963. admit eating problem
1964. go on Atkin's
1965. die
1966. be brought back by witch doctor known as "Billywitchdoctor.com"
1967. accidentaly come back as ultra-mega-chicken.....(shhh, he is legend)
1968. lose train of thought and end up investing in "Martha Stewart Living"
1969. be doomed to spend the rest of eternity blogging with Shaq and making journal entries on Gaia........