View User's Journal

edwardshfan

vortexofdoom97

edwardshfan

vortexofdoom97

edwardshfan

vortexofdoom97

edwardshfan

vortexofdoom97

edwardshfan

vortexofdoom97

edwardshfan

vortexofdoom97

edwardshfan

vortexofdoom97

edwardshfan

vortexofdoom97

x.x everyones outfits are cooler than mine

Hey kid, you want to buy a monkey? They come in two flavors: teryaki, and honey mustard.

3nodding Yup, I shure do want one! smile

*adopts business-like air* Which Flavor?

Teryaki, please.

Would you like a beverage with that? Today's newest deal is 2 for 1 vodka.

I'll take 4

And we also have an interesting deal that comes with the monkey...barbequed eyeballs. They are free of charge. No interest, no downpayments, nothing, until you lose your lunch. Will you have them?

No thanx. Anything else?

No other special deals. That comes out to pi dollars. Will you be paying in cash, credit, or check?

Check

Good. Thank you for your mon-I mean business. It was nice scam-I mean meeting you.

Any time. -Throws in an extra $100-

Thank you *cackles evilly*

Gives her da monkey.

********

Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

More Information