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hey everyone. i got this joke that my friend told me...tell me how you like it..

little red riding hood was going to her grandmothers house one day. before she left her mother said "dont go through the forest or the wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry" but little red riding hood ignored this warning and went through the forest. soon she came upon a fork in the road and decided to take the short cut. but when she started going to the short cut a traveler said to little red riding hood "dont go through the short cut or thewolf will surely catch you and suck your tits dry" but agian litttle red ignored the warnings. and she started skipping down the trail when low and behold the wolf had cought her. "pull you shirt up" he said "so i can suck you tits dry" "no no no mr. wolf" said little red riding hood. as she pulled up her skirt "your gonna eat me just like the story says"

^_^ grose...and yet funny at the same time.... 4laugh