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i made a story
well walking around on top of a 40 story building like i do every weekend looking for some thing that i thought would never be there. i see a car w/ a posted-note on it that says "the keys are in it do what ever you want but becare of the dead bodies in the trunk. so i get in and star it up and hit the gas and drove right off the side of the building on to a school bus fulled w/ small children that all think its funny that one of the kids cant pull his finger out of his nose. and after all that happens and i get the fire on my leg to go out, i walked up to a car and steal it and put a CD that only has to songs on it (We're Not Gonna Take It and We Were Meant To Live) that just happens to be in my pocket and hit repeat then start driving around really fast so i get about 20 or so cop cars and the news helicopter following me so i can tell my mom "hi" on the 6 o'clock news and to tell her we are running low on Coca-Cola. then after about 2 hours or so of that drive the car right through a porn store and as i'm running out grap some thing kinky. then out of nowhere get bit by the same spider that bit spiderman. well still running and try to lean how to shot web out of my hand, i'll see a billboard that will say runny too much will give you AIDS. so well trying to think of what to do next i shave off my gotee and then grew it back and die it green so the cops don't know its me. then walk (walk not run, running gives you AIDS) to Universal Orlando and then walk in to SoundStage 21 where they hold TNA Wrestling shows and walk down to the ring and pin Christian Cage to become the new NWA World Heavyweight Champion and in the same night retire as the unbeaten NWA world Champ and then say bye to my career in wrestling. well walking home i stop by at a video and buy the director's cut DVD of rainbow bright and watch it when i get home. after watching it i think to myself after all the ppl rainbow bright helped out in that show i think i should start a school for ppl to lean the best way to drive a car off a 40 story building and use the money from that to buy a beaver and name him Claudio Castagnoli and go on a shot out inside a wal-mat w/ the SWAT team and in the end Claudio takes a bullet for me and his last words to me are "never give up and i'm sorry i drunk the last coke". as the crys start build up in my eyes i unzip my coat and pull out plane-B. which is a box w/ a button in it. when pushed it makes a small ship orbiting the earth come crashing throuth the roof which on bord are the clones of Claudio (5) and after paiting the store green i grab them and pile in a car and drive to a unground super villanis home (but hes not here at the time). well there we drink all of his coke, eat all his food, brake alot of stuff that looked cool at the time, look up the word "ascension" on the internet, buy a assassin to kill the band Green Day mostly b/c the suck and need there brakes to go out think and about what we are going to do tomorrow and later watch TV and go to bed.
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