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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and
generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also
has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called
Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also
called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic
name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of
government experts, it recently announced that it has
settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin,
Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquidform, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola
as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now
be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs"
and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on
breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's
research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.