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It's been a while since this stupid thing decided to work so I'll give it a second chance:

My name is Jordan. I'm seventeen and live in the redneck capital of the world (AKA South Carolina). But I have only lived here for a year and a half. Mid Sophmore year my family moved from Southern California where I lived the majority of my life.

For those of you who haven't lived there and have dreams of one day living there, here is some useful advice. DON'T! California is not all its cracked up to be. It may be fun to visit but living there ten+ years and you will equate it with hell wrapped a colorful bow tie.

"But Jordan, there are all these great places to visit" (True; but the traffic will have you putting a gun to your head in minutes. I s**t you not! Three hours=five miles on the 91 Freeway).

"But there are such great houses." LOL! LOL! LOL! I would love to see you try and find a nice house there for less than 600K. You'll end up in Oakland (hell of the west coast).

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!!! : biggrin rum roll::

"But what about the OC?" stressed stressed stressed ::Sprays dumbass with bottle of water, and staples I will not ask dumb F---ing questions to forehead::

Let's end this retarded conversation once and for all!!! The OC is that nice but it is only 3% of Orange County! The other 97% is northern MEXICO! And 2.99% of that 3% is gated communities. If you like mace in the eyes and dogs chasing your a** all the way down the road then by all means, go to the OC. One less retard to waste on Social Security.

THE OC does not = Orange County. Poor immagrants are not quite the same as spoiled effing millonaire children!

::Takes a deep breath::

Well glad to get that off my chest, because if I have to answer those FAQ's any more I'm going to go postal.

Send your hate mail. I'd be happy to prove you wrong xp !