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1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?
Chocolate.. then never eat it.

2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?
Prolly the snowstorm. depends on what my other choice of shoes is though.

3: Let's say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?
I would go back in time, so I could know ahead of time how i mess things up then fix them so things work out better for me in the end.

4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?
Time control, if that's considered a super power.

5: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a '90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you're "them"? Would you choose to switch back?
Idk who it would be, but I would probably get them made fun of because my social awkwardness, since yknow, thats not how they do things. Hell yes I would choose to switch back.

6: Any allergies?
Yeah, just random outside stuff, nothing serious i guess?

7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?
It depends on who I was with. But alone, neither. idgaf who sees what i buy

8: Did you get enough sleep last night?
I never do.

9: You're the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?
Japan, cuz i'm a weeb and adore the culture.

10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?
...no answer?

11: What's the biggest animal you've ever killed? Bugs count.
I've killed a snake that was probably going to eat me.

12: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?
Millions of dollars obviously. Idgaf about being sick

13: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?
If I could pick some people to be immortal with me, sure. If not, no thanks.

14: Could you win the Hunger Games?
YEAH, JUST DID.

15: What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen/adult?
I remember being a power ranger when I was young, its really the only one i remember well, so i guess thats my favorite.

16: Do you bite your nails?
Yup.

17: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
Space Jam. fuggin old a**.

18: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?
Depends on the music, usually female though, its just more soothingfor the most part.

19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There's only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?
Moscow, or some other stupid name, just out of spite.

20: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?
I dont think i understand this movie, or maybe i just dont have an answer. Either way, this ones blank.

21: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?
I wanna speak japan, again cuz of weeb. And I wanna play the piano cuz i think its neat.

22: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?
nah. I dont think it is for anyone, what a silly question.

23: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?
I try not to curse when there are children around, or generally anyone to be honest, but if that did happen I would likely apologize if they look shocked/upset/etc, or just go on if they dont seem to mind.

24: Of what animal are you most afraid?
Snakes

25: Pizza or oral sex?
According to pornos, the pizza man gets oral sex 10/10 times, so pizza is the safe option

26: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?
Can I explain football? yes. Will I? Not a chance, too much effort. Idgaf about quidditch, i guess you grab a snitch and put it in the circle thing? It says that i dont have enough motivation to prove anything to you!

27: You're in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go "OH s**t, THAT'S MY JAM!" What song is it?
X GON GIVE IT TO YA

28: Have you ever paid to see a Step Up movie? If not, how much would someone have to pay YOU to see a Step Up movie?
basically, I would see any movie if someone i knew and/or wanted to know offered to just pay the ticket price, etc.

29: If you were being executed tonight, what would you choose for your last meal?
A gun. I wouldn't eat it, but I wouldn't get executed tonight either.

30: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?
Probably at some point, i have no example though so you gotta take my word for it.

31: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
find out how it happened so i can replicate the results in the future,then do things that i wouldnt normally be able to do. Yknow, peep on girls cuz perv. But srsly, I would just troll people all day.

32: Have you ever been punched in the face?
yeah, accidentally though.

33: How do you take your ramen noodles?
Downstairs to my room.

34: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?
Yes, every time i feel there could be a conversation and/or a fight, i plan out my script beforehand, it never goes accordingly though.

35: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?
I dont wear black intentionally, i have a few shirts that are black?

36: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?
No, I dont, and no I dont. Tattoos are disgusting.

37: If someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? It's not dangerous or really big or anything. They're just moving to a place that doesn't allow pets.
Hell no.

38: Do you know how to pronounce the word "pinochle"?
Idk, i think so?

39: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?
This survey. SICK BURN

40: Are you better with numbers or words?
I can work both pretty well I guess. I have always been good at math though so numbers i guess if i have to choose one.

41: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?
Nope, unless it has like the bloopers n stuff, or like I wanna find out if some actor was who I thought it was or something?

42: Is morality universal or relative?
...BoooOOoooOOtth?

43: Let's say you're getting married to someone you absolutely adore. The only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. Would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met?
yeah fo sho. I'd probably fabricate a bit, but i'd tell them.

44: What's the worst name you've ever been called?
I uhh, dont know. Steve?

45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)
Nope, not a chance.

46: At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?
idr, maybe 8 or so. and hell no i wouldnt ruin it for someone.

47: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?
I get along with no one. People suck. But srsly, old people, cuz they at least have respect for people/things.

48: If you had to choose, would you rather become a nun/monk or a drug dealer?
I'd become a drug dealer. I dont have the dedication to be a monk, and the money from dealing drugs might be neat.

49: What's your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?
My hair, for now.

50: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?
I used to like Conan, now he's not funny. I dont like any now.

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