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Today was a bad horible awkward day
i was at the pool just looking for people to recruit for my
HIPSTER ZOMBIE ARMY APOCOLIPS
when i saw that the life guard was giving me a evil look like i am a bad person
(i mean what so bad about killing people and bringing them back to life to take over the world?)
soooooooooo things started getting awkward when i noticed
i walked up to the son of a biscuit and asked him what his damn problem
he didnt answer
so now i was angry and upset
then i said so i hope you dont mind if i do this then!!! and kicked his stupid tall chair
he then said
go away stupid zombie
and thats when i attacked
now i have a life guard hipster zombie -_________-
sigh
so i didnt really want him in my army buuuut he called zombies stupid and now he is a STUPID zombie
(not saying zombies are stupid)
sooooooooooooooooooooooooo afterwards i went home to my sad empty house and ate a sad empty humann for dinner
maybe things will be better tomarow
and maybe i wont be tripping when i write this tomarow either.....what?
lol im hana and i aprove this message (kind of)