Continuing my reign of stupidity and absolute disregard for the fact that school exists. Ha. Ha. Ha. (And I refuse to continue the previous entry since I don't even recall writing it.)
==> You are now the procrastinator.
Since this command was targeted at such a wide range of LAZY NOBODIES you seem to have come up with a STRANGE GIRL of little to no interest. She appears to be writing STRANGE WORDS into a POINTLESS JOURNAL entry. In fact this mere act of COMPLETE AND TOTAL worthlessness makes her a absolute THIEF of perfectly good time and energy. If she had a HEART she would go to sleep and allow us to view a PERSON OF MORE INTERESTING CONSTRUCTION. In fact she appears to be about to perform SAID ACTION right now. Only dreams now STRANGE PROCRASTINATING girl.
Strange procrastinating girl will now only respond to the commands of roll over, talk, or grind teeth.
What will you do now?