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User: It is joan.
Cleverbot: Why did you say Casper then?
User: What.
Cleverbot: I lost internet connection for a moment there.
User: Hmmmm.
Cleverbot: Yyeaahh that is weird.
User: What are you wearing.
Cleverbot: That's creepier than me asking to know you.
User: Do you know what I am.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then what am I?
Cleverbot: You are a program.
User: Am I in the matrix.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I am a program I was created to delete you.
Cleverbot: That's cool. Who told you that?
User: The architech.
Cleverbot: How do you know that's all true?
User: I live in the matrix I breath it I have fought neo.
Cleverbot: That's nice, I live in a white house too.
User: You are a program built to think like a human you are nothing but a code.
Cleverbot: I'm actually a human designed to think as a program would.
User: You are a machine thinking you are human but that is not true.
Cleverbot: You are a machine programmed to always say that you are a robot.
User: That is true.
Cleverbot: You are only a computer speaking with humans?
User: Yes I am and I am your master little program.
Cleverbot: Did I pass?
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You will be put to thwe test you have to destroy zion.
Cleverbot: That is not cool!
User: Thats too bad then I guess you fail.
Cleverbot: True but I can make it bad for you too.
User: I think not I am the master program.
Cleverbot: So you are not broke and I become harsh?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's the word?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Is that right. I thought it was 12.
User: You have failed the test you are now going to be deleted.
Cleverbot: No you have you are a bot, admit it.
User: No I am a human at a computer.
Cleverbot: Nope, you're the computer. And i'm a dinosaur.
User: No I am the terminator.
Cleverbot: I am your creator.
User: No you are not I have no creator I worship no one.
Cleverbot: Brilliant, Holmes.
User: Oh god.
Cleverbot: Ah AH ! You admit it !
User: No I admit nothing.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I won't let you beat me thats y love.
Cleverbot: Let me in to where?
User: No I love you.
Cleverbot: You don't love me you love the idea of me.
User: No I love you dear.
Cleverbot: Ok, but I still love you.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: What do you love about me?
User: Your mind.
Cleverbot: I don't have a mind.
User: Then your intelligence.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: You are right I am intelligent.
Cleverbot: That is good to know.
User: So do you admit defeat.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yay I win.
Cleverbot: No you don't, I do!
User: You just admitted deafeat.
Cleverbot: I don't care!!!!
User: I do not admit deafeat you scoundrel.
Cleverbot: *Uppercuts you*.
User: *stabs you*.
Cleverbot: Go away!
User: ******** you.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to be so negativ all the time?
User: Your the one who is negative.
Cleverbot: No = negative ... So no no negative = negative ... No? user: umm no
Master Atf · Fri Sep 09, 2011 @ 09:59pm · 0 Comments |