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hello newfriend, my name is fred the words you hear are inmyhead. i say, i said my name is fred & i've been very nauuuugh~ty.
the story i'm about totell i tell you, i will tell you well, is of my dearrr aunt muriel & just how i've been nauuuugh~ty.
VOILA: the farm. my aunt lives here with preciouspup & husbanddear. my heart beats fast as i drew near, i feel so nice and nauuuugh~ty.
i thought just how excited they must be that i would come today they'd shout, "COME FRED! HUZZAH! HURRAY! Dear boy you look so nauuuugh~ty."
that's when my tired eyes beheld a doggydoglike dog he smelled D-O-G is what he spelled, & that's how i spell nauuuugh~ty.
alonewas i, with tender courage & all his fur, his furryfurrage which, i say, did encourage me to be quite nauuuugh~ty.
courage YOURHAIR! it reminds me of the first time I knew just how i felt, about hair.
it was a day i'd not forget, the day that i first metmypet. O what a lovely gift to get~ i'd never felt so nauuuugh~ty.
my fuzzy friend is what he was this darrrling little ball of fuzz. & oh suchfuzzsuch fuzz, it does demand thati be nauuuugh~ty.
he looked at me, his fetching eyes, & fetching fur did hypnotize & filled with joy/ & filled with sighs & that's when i got nauuuugh~ty.
nownow, you shouldn't play in the toilet~
this dripping hair this droopy curl unfold sweetmemories of a girl whose tresses O, they'd twist and twirl & tempt me to be nauuuugh~ty.
barbara, my love was named! and her fair hair~ a mane untamed uuuntil one evening (i'm ashamed) i got a little nauuuugh~ty.
the look upon my younglove's face was sweet as lace but in THIS case, i realized she needed space.
i never more was nauuuugh~ty. well
maybe not never.
dearcur, yourfur &fleece remind of nothing found in human kind but for one fellow who did find, me, to be in a certain mood.
into my shop he walked one day, with bush above& beard bouquet. that's no toupee I pray NO WAY~ i couldn't help but be
you know.
i'd never seen such hair before! his bangs they sang his neck it beckoned eyebrows armpits all were reckoned, soon i figured whattheheckand guess how I was nauuuugh~ty.
sweetpooch, afraid i'll shave your tail? why now, that would be weird!
so ends our little story.
butthen my landlords did resume to free me from that porcelaintomb & ferry to a private room, your hero, ever doughty.
goodbye dear aunt, i'll miss your farm and eustace's ebullient charm, and farewell courage~ what's the harm, if i was slightly nauuuugh~ty.
with love, FRED
BUHRDO! · Sun Mar 26, 2006 @ 07:51pm · 1 Comments |
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