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Grandpajones' Mindless Rants, Want To Read Them? This Journal will be some thoughts that I have now and then......

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Old Dickie
My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the ******** thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!!


User Comments: [2]
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comment Commented on: Sun Aug 14, 2011 @ 05:27am
haha that is so funny -huggles- x3

comment Commented on: Sun Aug 25, 2013 @ 08:03pm
lol that's nice...I like that

xo_Sweet Dream_25
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