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Once upon a time there was a chicken farm. On that farm there was a very special chicken. That chicken had one major problem. Every week a man named Colonel Sanders would come, and take ten chickens. None of the chickens knew why he was taking them. Except for that one special chicken. He knew that Colonel Sanders had opened up a resuartant named Kentucky Fryed Chicken, and needed the chickens to test his secret recipe. As the weeks went by the number of chickens reduced. Soon there was only twenty chickens left. The special chicken knew it would be his time to die soon enough. Then just like he always did Colonel Sanders came, and took ten more chickens. Thankfully the special chicken was still there, even though he knew he would die next week. Finally the week came, and so did Colonel Sanders. He took nine of the chickens, and put them in a sack. That left the special chicken, he kept saying to himself "please leave me. I don't want to die" Then Colonel Sanders reached for him, but out of no where a mystical blue fog came and covered them both. After about ten minutes the fog cleared, and there was Colonel Sanders about two feet tall, with his head on a chickens body. There also stood that special chicken with his head on Colonel Sanders body. That chicken ran and was never seen agan. Untill today of course, because that chicken is now known as Squirrelychickenkidney.