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For everyone's enjoyment, I shall type La Vie Boheme
In its entirety
From memory
Accompanied by random pictures I got off Google Images
Ready
Go!
Waiter: No, please no
Not tonight, please no
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Mister, can't you go?
Not tonight, can't have a scene
Roger: What? Waiter: No, please go, you - hello, sir!
I said no, important customer
Mark: What am I, just a blur?
Waiter: You sit all night, you never buy
Mark: That's a lie, that's a lie
I had a tea the other day
Waiter: You couldn't pay!
Mark: Oh yeah...
Collins: Benjamin Coffin III? Here?
Waiter: Oh no...
Bohemians: Wine and beer!
Maureen: The enemy of Avenue A
We'll stay
Waiter: Oy vey!
Collins: What brings a mogul in his own mind to the Life Cafe?
Benny: I would like to propose a toast
To Maureen's noble try
It went well
Maureen: Go to hell!
Benny: Was the yuppie scum stomped?
Not counting the homeless,
How many tickets weren't comped?
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Roger: Why did Muffy -
Benny: Alison
Roger: Miss the show?
Benny: There was a death in the family, if you must know
Angel: Who died?
Benny: Our akita...
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Roger and Mark: Evita!
Benny: Mimi, I'm surprised
A bright and charming girl like you
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Hangs out with these slackers
Who don't adhere to deals!
They make fun, but I am the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a neighborhood
Where people piss on your stoop every night?
Bohemia, Bohemia
Is a fallacy in your head
This is Calcutta
Bohemia is dead
Mark: Dearly beloved,
We gather here to say our goodbyes
Here she lies
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No one knew her worth
The late, great daughter of mother earth
On this night when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Bethlehem,
We raise our glass
You bet your a** to
La vie boheme
All: La vie boheme
Mark: To days of inspiration,
Playing hooky,
Making something out of nothing,
The need to express, to communicate
To going against the grain,
Going insane, going mad
To loving tension,
No pension,
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention,
Hating pretension
Not to mention, of course, hating dear old mom and dad
To riding your bike midday past the three-piece suits
To fruits
To no absolutes
To Absolut
To choice
To the Village Voice
To any passing fad
To being an us, for once
Instead of a them
All: La Vie Boheme
Maureen: Is the equipment in a pyramid?
Joanne: It is, Maureen
Maureen: The mixer doesn't have a case
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Don't give me that face!
Hey, mister,
She's my sister
Waiter: So, that's five miso soup
Four seaweed salad
Three soy burger dinner
Two tofu dog platter
And one pasta with meatless balls
Roger: Ew!
Collins: It tastes the same
Mimi: If you close your eyes...
Waiter: And thirteen orders of fries
Is that it here?
All: Wine and beer!
 [ Amputated Freckle ] · Sat Mar 18, 2006 @ 08:41am · 1 Comments |
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