The Adventure of 2 Pac and Maria
Once there was this guy called Tim Ton Go Scafhafajafhkalla, but everyone called him Maria. His best friend was a tall man named Fred Freddy McFredfred, but everyone called him 2 Pac. They once drove there low rider through the forest called Animal Industry Discohouse or A.I.D.s. They saw a warn down shack and decided to check it out. When they got inside an evil little girl on drugs called Harriza Fuzzle was going to turn them into her slaves but before she could grab the chains 2 Pac and Maria pulled out dual Uzis and shot her. She fell out the window and ran but then a squirrel ate Harriza Fuzzle's greasy head. Then everyone was happy and threw a dance party, but then they all got Cancer and died. The End ^-^
