Waffles are misunderstood creatures. They can be compared to pancakes easily and have bumps and annoy people if those people don't have butter or syrup on them. Waffles lives are meant to be destroyed. They realize this and are sickened by the fact that you can now buy them frozen when those waffles barely taste like the real thing.
Well Waffles have grown tired of it. This is where they have become a threat. As you read this waffles are banning together to destroy the human race and live out the rest of their lives hunting us down with forks and syrup and maybe with some butter in order to get us back for the horrible way we have treated them.
Stand up and unite my people! We shall destroy waffles by eating them all and make it so that not a single one of these aggressive breakfast platters are left standing! This is my goal for us all, we must destroy waffles by eating them all when the army has finally decided to take over the world!
We will be eating you, waffles...
ninja
Colby Lock Community Member 
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