"Today's mood is sponsored by Midol....the pain reliever women use most to alleviate the urge to choke someone!"
"every country has a different finger to flip someone off....so if you raise ur hand in class...u just flipped ur teacher off in 5 diff countries"
"knowledge is power....so why don't teenagers run the world? They know everything!!"
"youtube, twitter and facebook are merging to form a Universal Website which would b known as "YouTwitFace"
"hug me- i'll hug u bac. kiss me- i'll kiss u bac. love me- i'll love u bac. break my heart- and i'll BREAK UR XBOX!! xD"
"PMS- Psychotic Mood Shift, Pass My Shotgun, Poor Me Syndrome, Pain Misery Suffering, Potential Murder Suspect, Pissy Mood Syndrome. Don't say you weren't warned."
