Rants are very popular on the AMC. If you want to be a super cool intelligent AMCer and get all the other super cool intelligent AMCers to like you, you have to write rants. Here is a simple guide to help make you more popular.
1. Make a title that has little to nothing to do with the topic. For example, you can have the title complaining about dubs and then have the topic be saying how much you love name changes. This will make it easy to spot anyone that hasn't read the first post and they can then be ridiculed.
2. Don't know your audience. If your target audience is people with low attention spans that get bad grades in English, make your post really long and include lost of big vocabulary words. If anyone is intimidated, make fun of them.
3. Write in n00b speak. Whenever you are displaying the opinion of the opposite side, write it in n00b speak because no one that disagrees with you could possibly be intelligent.
4. Talk about your problems. Write all about how evil fantards are jerks to you. Everyone loves to hear all about your issues and if they don't, they should.
5. Include things you don't want brought up. Write about subjects you don't want people to reply to. When people do respond to those parts of your post, say "You see? People are always talking about this."
6. There are two sides to every issue. Every issue is either black or white. There is no grey. Only one side can be intelligent.
Follow these steps and you'll be on your way to being ruler of the AMC!
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