Hey peeps, it's Kat, the delish cupcake of yours crying (or Itachi's, 'coz I bought Itachi today!! heart ) ninja I'm here with tip number..-drum rolls- Two!! Onwards!!
2. Always make sure you have an extra shirt in your bag, or somewhere near you. (Ex, your locker, car etc..) redface
Today, I skipped school. (I know, I know..) I was lurking around the kitchen for something to eat, but found NOTHING. NOTHING, NOTHING. Not even a piece of bread to toast. My mom is too busy to go shop, I guess.
So I get dressed, and decide, 'It's just Wal-Mart. I'll wear a WHITE sports bra and a WHITE tank-top'. Every woman I know KNOWS white is the worst color ever. It totally is. TOTALLY.
On my way to Wal-Mart, I'm totally unaware of what I have just done to myself. I walk through the doors and the first place I head is the cheeses. ('Coz I love mah cheese heart ) Well, around the cheese/pasta area there is a deli and a Sub-Way.
Now, I love a man with water (Well, I love a man with meat, actually.) but today, I HATE men who even come close to water.
Everyone, even guys and children, know that when water spills on white, whatever is white is SEE-THROUGH. Actually, anything dumped on white will do that. But this man had water. Yay.
Oh yes, he was cute, maybe even hot, but right then and there I hated him.
So, walking to the cheeses, the cutie is walking to the juice section (Behind the cheese section). Well I grab some and turn around quick to head to the milk and BAM!! Instant contact. And in his hands was a cup of water. From Sub-Way. OPEN.
Everyone knows that when something spills on white, it goes see-through, as said above.
After he apologized, he quickly left. Although I noticed his face and neck turn really red. I didn't exactly know why, but I left soon after. Without my cheese. crying
While I was walking home (Mommy dear, this is why I tell you I need a car.) I was hit on a lot. Guys driving by, guys biking past, guys walking past. I had no clue why. I mean, I'm not the prettiest flower in the garden. I'm more like a vine. Ugly-ish, yet sorta pretty.
I got home, I started to take off my wet tank when I noticed it. My white, very tight, sports bar was see-through. You could see my nipples!! I screamed and striped both off.
So, guys, ladies especially, grab an extra shirt just in case.
This is the end of tonight lessons. See you tomorrow!! Sweet dreams Gaia.
Darlings,
Craziee Kat <3 heart
