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Before I even start, I'd like to point out, that I'm a huge RPG Fan, and cannot live without them.

1. Apparently the population of every RPG word has pushed the birds, bunnies, and wombats a tad too far. Now the little critters are attacking random towns people. Why the hell doesn't someone just call Animal Control or somthing? Now that I think about it, I guess I'd be pissed too if people hunted me for the gold and potions I carry around in my fuzzy little body for no reason what-so-ever.

2. Will someone please explain to me how sleeping at an Inn will heal every wound, injury, poisen, illness, plague, ailment, curse. status effect, and venereal disease one could possibly encounter? Wait... what if this works in real life... Has anyone ever tried it? Ok, next time I catch a cold I'm goin down to the Super-Eight Motel and see if I hear an annoying little nighty-night jingle when I turn the lights out.

3. Im almost positive that those gigantic swords are compensating for somthing....

4. RPG heros got some of the most guts imaginable. Seriously, in Kingdom Hearts Sora is like, what, 14? And straight from the time he gets off that island he's chased by bug eyed, skully, twitchified, shadow critters that randomly pop out the ground.Now I dont wanna sound scared... but, the moment I see a 3'4, talking, (well he's kinda talking, more like coughing syllables really) duck yammerin on about Mickey Mouse Im gonna say 'Whatever,game over'. Kingdom Hearts IS a great game, and I love to play it... it's just alittle iffy at times...

5. In an RPG world it's natural that you run into some uber-powerfull, godlike being, that has nothing better to do then hide in your pocket and fly out to help you kill bunnies, that call themselves Summons, GF's, Eidileon's, Aeon's, ECT.

6. Every village, kingdom, country, culture, race, and species on the planet (sometimes in the galaxy) speak the same language. (No doubt another result of planet wide incest)

7. How is '....' considered a valid form of communication? Hell, how the hell do you even prnounce '....'? If you're not gonna say anything then keep your mouth shut, otherwise use actual words and not '...' or '!!!, and I better not see you ' ?&%$ '. Cuz thats the kinda stuff I mock. If you dont got the guts to say 'hell' or 'damn', then dont use the # sign, outside of a phone number.

(more to come)