CHAUCER THE SPACE CLEFAIRY.
"MY NAME IS CHAUCER AND I AM A HUMAN.."
-- Chaucer's self-intro
ABOVE BY INDUSTRIAL RAINBOW | CHARA SHEET | WITH HIS SIDEKICK BY ME
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Name: Chaucer;; real name is unpronounceable;; sometimes goes by Chaucy like saucy
Age: 17 in Earth years
Eye colour: GREY BLACK
Hair: PINK AND SWIRLY
Body type: Taller than average earth teenager;; lanky;; tends to puff out chest and move hands a lot when he speaks.
Short personality: QUIRKY, DETERMINED, OPTIMISTIC, BOOKISHLY SMART, OUTDATED VIEW ON SOCIAL NORMS [thus uses outdated/1950s-esque slang], DOESN'T REALIZE HOW HOMO HE SEEMS.
Distinguishing features: FRECKLES. LIKES PINK A LOT. ALWAYS HAS SAILOR MOON WATCH B/C SHE IS HIS IDOL (doesn't realize how gay that is), LIKES GLOW IN THE DARK s**t B/C IT'S FUNNY/"RETRO".
Outfits: SPACE SUIT OR PINK.
Themesong: LOLLIPOP-- THE CHORDETTES | FUN-- SPONGEBOB SONG. | SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS-- POSTAL SERVICE | Freckles...-- RUROUNI KENSHIN SOUND TRACK HA HA HA
MOVE SET: FOLLOW ME;; ENDURE;; METEOR MASH;; HEALING WISH
DETAILED PERSONALITY.
CHAUCY IS SOMETHING OF AN INTERGALACTIC HUMANITARIAN.
LITERALLY.
Having transversed the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies, charting and studying countless planets and species, Chaucy has concluded Earth is the most miserable and troubled and squalid place he has *~*EVER~**~ encountered. Which is a shame, because he finds humans fascinating and wonderful!
THUS HE PRETENDS TO BE HUMAN IN ORDER TO MAKE EARTH BETTER ONE PERSON, PLACE, AND THING AT A TIME.
He's not very good at it, though, because he's not up to date on human customs. Actually, his knowledge of it extends JUSTTTT about through the 1950s.
So he usually ******** s**t over. Oopsies!
ANYWAYS.
He's determined to complete his self-given mission!! SO MUCH SO THAT IT HURTS.
ALSO HE IS above average in "IQ" compared to Earth people. AND wise and worldly (universe-ly?)*~*~
SEEMS ECCENTRIC TO EARTH PEOPLE
LIKES GRABBING ONTO PEOPLES' SHOULDERS AND LOOKING THEM IN THE EYE B/C HE HAS NO SENSE OF PERSONAL SPACE.
BUT YOU GET USED TO IT YES
CURRENT/HOME UNIVERSE.
- gay pokemon
CHAUCY'S PAST
CHAUCY COMES FROM AN ANCIENT AND VERY WISE CIVILIZATION OF SPACE CLEFAIRY. SAID CIVILIZATION IS BENT ON DISCOVERING/CHARTING ALL THE WORLDS THAT EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE.
CHAUCY IS AN EXPLORER. BUT HE WANTED TO HELP PEOPLE INSTEAD OF JUST STUDY THEM.
HE DECIDES TO DO THIS BY ABANDONING HIS STATION AND CRASHLANDING ON EARTH, A PLANET HE AND HIS PEOPLE HAD PREVIOUSLY VISITED BUT HE COULD NOT GET OFF HIS MIND.
HE'S PRESUMED DEAD BY HIS KIND.
SO CONVENIENTLY HE CAN RUN AROUND EARTH MAKING THINGS AWESOME W/O BEING BOTHERED YIPEE
RELATIONSHIPS.
- HE CRASHLANDED IN BAMBI-LOU'S [the miltank] FARMHOUSE. BAMBI IS THUS OUT FOR HIS ALIEN BLOOD.
THE FIRST PERSON HAS HAS EVER MET THAT DID NOT WANT TO KILL HIM WAS KUKU BEE. SHE EASILY FIGURES OUT HE COMES FROM SPACE. SO AFTER A LOT OF BEATING AROUND THE BUSH, SHE FINALLY EXPLAINS HER SITUATION [she thinks she's an alien]. AND THAT SHE WANTS TO GO "BACK" INTO SPACE WITH HIM.
CHAUCY AGREES TO BUT SAYS THAT HE MUST MAKE EARTH AWESOME BEFORE HE COULD.
SO KUKU IS LIKE "L-LET ME HELP YOU MAKE THE PROCESS FASTER"
AND CHAUCY WAS LIKE "O SWEET!! HAVE A MOON STICKER AS A SIGN OF OUR PROMISE!! YOURS TO HELP ME HELP EARTH AND MINE TO TAKE YOU TO SPACE."
AND THEN ADVENTURE.
OTHER s**t
SINGING VOICE = chip skylark from fairly odd parents
...don't look at me that way
HE AND KUKU HAVE COLOUR COORDINATED SWEATERS B/C SAILOR MOON WHO IS A HERO IS ALSO COLOUR COORDINATED
HE WAS BELOW AVERAGE AT THE SPACE CLEFAIRY ACADEMY.
HE'S NOT A POLYGLOT BUT HE PRETENDS. the only languages he is truly fluent at are clefairy, english, and japanese [i don't know why either].
he uses a communicator for everything else.
BEFORE YOU GO...
DID I MENTION I WAS HUMAN?
