Whoever said "Having loved and lost is better than never have loved" will get needled, sealed, tortured and then decapitated, after that, I'll burn the body into ashes and throw them into the Sanzu River. That person never had a harem =.=# In this entry I'll talk about each person that make my "harem" on Gensokyo.
Kirisame Marisa, the Ordinary Witch
What can I say? She's bold, simple minded, stupid, not in the intellectual way but in the personality way. She always comes to steal something, raid my food supplies and tea, and leave. Worst of all, she's clingy. On hot days. She's the worst.
Yakumo Yukari, the Gap Youkai
Three words: Perverted. Gap. Hag. Pain in the a**, like Marisa, sometimes is way too clingy; she steals my tea snacks, not as often as Marisa, but it's almost as frustrating since I can't attack her. She's always using those darned gaps to steal from me of grope me. Then she gets all angry and or emotional when someone calls her a hag. That's... being a sore loser.
Ibuki Suika, the flat Oni
God god god. Why did SHE have to live with ME? She's always drunk, smells bad, complains that she feels sore when not drinking. It's called a hang-over girl. Get over them. You cause them on yourself. Then, when she's drunk, she calls her "Missing Power" and causes a wreck on the shrine. At least she has helped with the reparations.
Remilia Scarlet, loli Vampire:
I'm no into loli. She's into me. She hates sunlight, I prefer the day. She prefers wine and I prefer tea. Why can't these differences make her sop coming every f**king day?! I'm tired of her charisma breaks which she has like... every five minutes. She always cries and cling to me. I hate people clinging into my clothes. They stretch. I'm not an old fart who wants children. That's what I want to say. So stop coming Remilia. At least don't come everyday.
Kazami Yuuka, the Youkai Moé
Yuuka is... Scary. I don't even know why she sticks with me. Probably because I met her at the Flower Incident. She claims we've met before, I was attacking her mansion or something, but I can't recall anything like that. You can call her Youkai Moé, but she has nothing of "adorable". I mean, she does look... Prettier than normal, but she's probably going to kill you if you try to call her by "Youkai Moé", She somewhat reminds me of Remilia, just without the charisma breaks. And the loli part.
Sanae Kochiya, the Apprentice:
What about Sanae? She's... a good girl. Really. But her inexperience is the reason why she sticks with me. All the youkai hunting. She keeps asking this and that. THAT is annoying. She thinks I'm a teacher. 1.-She'd need to pay for the classes. 2.-I'm not a teacher. But... if you look it the other way, she's like a clingy younger sister. She's... not bad. I mean, compared to the others.
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So, when you think you'd want a harem. Think about it. It's hell
Kirisame Marisa, the Ordinary Witch
What can I say? She's bold, simple minded, stupid, not in the intellectual way but in the personality way. She always comes to steal something, raid my food supplies and tea, and leave. Worst of all, she's clingy. On hot days. She's the worst.
Yakumo Yukari, the Gap Youkai
Three words: Perverted. Gap. Hag. Pain in the a**, like Marisa, sometimes is way too clingy; she steals my tea snacks, not as often as Marisa, but it's almost as frustrating since I can't attack her. She's always using those darned gaps to steal from me of grope me. Then she gets all angry and or emotional when someone calls her a hag. That's... being a sore loser.
Ibuki Suika, the flat Oni
God god god. Why did SHE have to live with ME? She's always drunk, smells bad, complains that she feels sore when not drinking. It's called a hang-over girl. Get over them. You cause them on yourself. Then, when she's drunk, she calls her "Missing Power" and causes a wreck on the shrine. At least she has helped with the reparations.
Remilia Scarlet, loli Vampire:
I'm no into loli. She's into me. She hates sunlight, I prefer the day. She prefers wine and I prefer tea. Why can't these differences make her sop coming every f**king day?! I'm tired of her charisma breaks which she has like... every five minutes. She always cries and cling to me. I hate people clinging into my clothes. They stretch. I'm not an old fart who wants children. That's what I want to say. So stop coming Remilia. At least don't come everyday.
Kazami Yuuka, the Youkai Moé
Yuuka is... Scary. I don't even know why she sticks with me. Probably because I met her at the Flower Incident. She claims we've met before, I was attacking her mansion or something, but I can't recall anything like that. You can call her Youkai Moé, but she has nothing of "adorable". I mean, she does look... Prettier than normal, but she's probably going to kill you if you try to call her by "Youkai Moé", She somewhat reminds me of Remilia, just without the charisma breaks. And the loli part.
Sanae Kochiya, the Apprentice:
What about Sanae? She's... a good girl. Really. But her inexperience is the reason why she sticks with me. All the youkai hunting. She keeps asking this and that. THAT is annoying. She thinks I'm a teacher. 1.-She'd need to pay for the classes. 2.-I'm not a teacher. But... if you look it the other way, she's like a clingy younger sister. She's... not bad. I mean, compared to the others.
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So, when you think you'd want a harem. Think about it. It's hell
