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At first glance, you see a poised and confident woman. Depending on who you are, I'll either smile in your direction and wave or run up to you and give you a hug. If you are the latter, I'll lock my arm in yours and tug you in whatever direction, perhaps engage in pleasantries.
I have the world's most paradoxical persona, a misanthropic person who genuinely wants to help and listen. Even if I'm annoyed, even if I lose sleep, I will listen. If I hate you, I probably won't say anything if you need me. Why? Because I'm a better person than you. I'm humble, though. ;D
It takes a lot to inspire a negative response from me. If you try to annoy me, it could take years before I say anything past, "Aren't you the spirited one?" One wrong move in a certain direction, though, such as purposefully going against my values and morals, and chances are I'll never forgive you. In my entire life, only one person has done this, but I probably won't cry over you.
I hate self-centered people, but I'm surrounded by them. Again, I'll listen, however I won't be as responsive. I'll pull bullshit answers in their defense out of my a**. In my mind, I'll be thinking, "Grow up, you insipid, immature b***h." If your issue is bothering you, go ahead and talk to me about it--best of all, tell me to be honest, that way, I will be. If your issue is fixable with a change of heart, that's great. If you keep whining about it, I'll go back to lying to make you feel better.
In my natural environment, (i.e. in my room) I'm the calmest person you'll ever know. I love to laugh and appreciate it when I do. I'm not hard to please; forget those expensive dinners. Let's watch a bad horror movie, play video games, eat junk food, make fun of people, etc. I don't ask for a lot, and even when I do, I consider you over myself. This, naturally, poses a lot of problems and people take advantage of me and my kindness.
I'm best friends with Alex and am most thankful to him for pulling me out of that horrible depression. Without him, I don't know where I would be. I'm supportive of his relationship, in spite of many claims that I'm actually-secretly in love with him. I'm not a jealous person, and even if I liked him, I wouldn't know~. Insult him, and I probably don't like you.
I get along easier with males because they're generally more straightforward and less emotional. I don't try to talk about penises, but for whatever reason, conversation always turns to it. Thank you for making me look like a verbal whore. I know you're all very proud of yourselves. <3
When in the earlier stages of our friendship, I tend to be quieter. Ignore that, especially if I sound unhappy. I'm just painfully shy. While I am more reserved, if I know you and am comfortable with you, I will be much more teasing. In person, I tend to tackle people. It's just my way of saying "hello." If I trust you, I'll probably tell you about my hatred for humanity and how much I hate kids. If I really trust you, I'll go into detail about my androphobia. Paradox if you're a male.
Through all this, I'm quite an elitist. Even if I like you, I'll still think I'm better than you. I have an untouchable pride, but I don't feed it. If I can help, I will out of wanting to more than having to. I may seem arrogant, and I probably am, but I am very compassionate and will comfort you if I see the need to. When I say something to you as a piece of advice or a solution, keep in mind that I've probably analyzed your situation a hundred times over in my head. It might be a good idea to listen to someone who judges without emotions clouding the best solution.
I may seem conforming and like a follower, but I'm not. I have the strongest will of anyone I've ever met. I don't do a lot for myself, but if you need me and I like you well enough, I will go the extra mile to make sure you're okay. I may not have a lot of friends, but those I value I keep close. I am a living paradox, as Danny used to claim, but what I feel is sincere (unless I'm lying to you).
Have a good day, lovelies. I love you!
Maybe
Sincerely, maybe,
Adalette
Age 20. F. Returning member. Looking for new friends. Send me a message.
 Adalette · Tue Mar 02, 2010 @ 07:16pm · 0 Comments |
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