My grandmother is in the country for an 8 week visit; this will span over the whole school holidays and effectively ******** up all my plans. stare So far hasn't be too bad (I believe it is due to jet lag) but I know these days are limited.
So far grandmother’s rants have consisted of:
1. Why my laptop doesn't need repairs for its overheating problem, I just need to invest in a better desk. Solution= Ignore Grandmother and send laptop in for repairs as it’s covered by warranty
2. How to wash a plate Solution= calmly walked away instead of starting a rant about my lack of retardation
3. We are not a free babysitting service, the child we look after is costing us heaps in food costs and soon we will be out of pocket. Solution= sarcastically reply with "Oh however will we survive without our 3 grapes and 1/2 of a cheese sandwich."
And this is only day 3! ....I can't wait until Connie and I pretend to be lesbian lovers. Her reaction will be priceless. blaugh
T.Strange · Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 05:46am · 0 Comments |