Today I found out there is a crayon that's color name is "awesome". I refused to use any other crayon after finding that one. MLIA
Today, I was sitting in the living room watching TV when my little sister came into the room, went behind one of the chairs, pulled out a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, and walked away. I've spent the last four hours searching the house for more hidden bottles of Mountain Dew. So far I have found 5. MLIA
A couple days ago, the ice cream machine in my school's dining hall broke. Today I walked in to find someone had taped a Get Well Soon card to it. I signed it. MLIA
Today, my Grandpa escaped from his retirement home. When I got off from school I found him in our attic, wearing a nightie, and surrounded by 28 packs of green Jello. When I asked him why he left the home, he said it was because they only gave him red Jello. I love my family. MLIA.
Today, I got a letter in the mail. It said "you've been at college for too long so I'm going to come there and kidnap you". I had no idea who it was from so I threw it away. Went I left my dorm room, I found my brother standing outside with rope and a roll of duct tape. I go to college 10 hours away from my hometown. Now, I'm sitting in the back seat, my feet tied and duct tape over my mouth. I love my brother. MLIA
Yesterday I took a bubble bath and played with some old barbies. This morning I remembered that I left them out and, being embarrassed,I went to go and put them away. As I walked into the bathroom my older brother was braiding their hair. It was a little awkward for both of us. MLIA
Today, my friends and I decided to try number 45 of 333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal Mart. All 4 of us piled into a tent and asked people walking by to join us. We got 17 people in that tent. 3 of them were Wal Mart employees. MLIA
Today I was slacking off at work and I searched "what should I do?" in Mystery Google. I got "hide" so I hid beneath my desk right as my boss walked by, looking for someone to do a long and tedious job. Thank you, Mystery Google. MLIA
Today, me and my bestfriend were dicussing the latest Victoria's Secret comercial, and we were talking about how we would loved to walk around in a bra and heels and get paid for it. My eleven year old brother than said "you can, it's called a hooker" MLIA.
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