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In case you arew wondering, I got these quotes from a thread in the Gambino Mansion in Durm, so yeah all of this work is not of my doing.

-Your body is a wonderland. Can I be Alice?
-A million poets working for a million years could describe but three-eighths of your beauty.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together...
-I lost my number, can I have yours?
-I lost my teddy can I sleep with you.
-Can I have frys with that shake...
-Did it hurt... when you fell from heaven...
-Do your legs hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
-Hey baby ever done it with a worm...
-Come over here and sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up...
-Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered then I nail you...
-If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
-Hey baby... Im pretty drunk... (Your pretty when I'm drunk)
-Hey wanna have a 3-way? You, me, and Hieneken...
-I have money...
-If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
-That's a pretty dress. It would look even nicer wrapped up in a ball next to my bed.
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
- So you're a girl, huh? The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
-You have monkey wrench eyes; everytime I look in them my nuts tighten.
-Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?
-I'd buy you a drink, but I'd get jealous of the straw.
-Your braces really bring out the sparkle in your zits.
-Is that your pager or are you just pleased to see me?
-Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later.
-(From MadTV)
Short Asian Dude: "So.. do you have a little asian in you?"
Girl: "No..."
Short Asian Dude: "Well, would you like one?"
-I'm Irish. Want to taste my Lucky Charms?
-(from Arkhamn)What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
-The average person only spends 2 weeks of their life kissing. Why don't we start now and see if we can beat it?
-If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
-You know how some guys buy fast cars to make up for what they lack? I'm a pedestrian.
-Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! (I have no idea where this was from but it was really sweet.. ^^ wink
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