~Lilyette.Lolita~
Ilana jumps up and away from the cockroach. A BUG?! She squeals.
Turns to the bug.
"I think I've found dinner."
Pounces.
"I think I've found dinner."
Pounces.
Glances at Ilana.
"What? I couldn't let him go to waste...
~Sigh~"
He grabs a couple toothpicks from the counter and breaks them up before aligning them to spell:
"R.I.P
Phillip, Beloved c**k-a-roach & dinner."
((Oh well, there's still his cous- wait, never mind. Yum!))
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