For some reason, this chat with Julissa UI had online with her will always be stuck in my head. I don't know what the frik we were on lol All i know is that it took place.... before thanksgiving im sure lol
Julissa: are you secretly agents in disguise
me: yes cool we are agents
Julissa: taking deep breathes
omg
i never thought i would actually meet one in person
what's your real name
TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: DAD!!!!!!!!!! SHE FIGUERED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.O
Julissa: don't make ma call fbi
me: DLdoublo-28463-cookie
Julissa: AWESOME
I AM GONNA CALL YOU THAT NOW
me: I knoz the boys at the office have a heck of a time saying it XD
Julissa: XD
XD
i am so gonna send this conversation to aimee
she is gonna need someone to call 911
me: lol XD DAD!!!!! PACK YOUR BAGS!!! SHE'S GOT THE FBI ON US!!!!!!!!!!
Julissa: lolz
DON'T LEAVE
I WILL KEEP QUIET
YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME
me: lol i wouldnt its thanksgiving after all!
Julissa: *shh noises*
me: hmmmmmmmmmm.....
Julissa: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HA MINEZ IS LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: hmmmm......Fine but we'll need to call you agent thirty two point nine
(//.^)
Julissa: WHAT ABOUT AGENT MARSHMELLOW~34736~SMOREZ
me: Hm...<,< Sure..But agent smores is going to have a tough time with you
Julissa: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
i think i can handle him and/or her
Again. You het this when you put together two crazy mexicans on thanksgiving lol
Also, looking through my blogs, which I have about 200 in 4 months lol, i found a pretty random chat with Aimee, Matt, Julissa, and I, which went as follows:
Aimee has joined
Julissa has joined
Matt has joined
Jenney has joined
Matt: yay
Julissa: HALLO!!
me: I was called a weiner dog.
Aimee: hi hiz
me: hii ^_^
Julissa: lol andy told me a early birthday on wednesday and then he told me happy late birthday today
me: lol xD
Matt: lol
me: but he didnt say happy birthday
lol Julissa, you jrock-naped Tora?! XD
Julissa: with miyavi's help lol
Matt: ive got springs awakining stuck in my head
Aimee: lol and i helped to!!
lol .. the elevator music?
Matt: i dont like that song
me: and koda kumi & fergie made a pv together lol
Aimee: yesh lol
it's ok
me: lol ive head banged to elevator music before lol
Aimee: XD lol i want to!
Julissa: lol yesh it was.....interesting
Aimee: i'm reading the stupid laws right now lol
Julissa: lol
dumblaws.com
me: lol
lawlz
Julissa: .....
you have to invite me over to your house sometime jenney
your family seems interesting
lol
me: lol i invited you to my birthday lol XD
yesh lol
Julissa: you did when??
Aimee: lol julissa...are these SERIOUSLY laws?
Julissa: yesh they are
Aimee: XD ur kidding!!!!
me: lol XD they are?!
Matt: omg
these laws r weird
Julissa: yup
me: lol XD XD
Julissa: :'(
Aimee: y u cry?
Matt: A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing
Julissa: i was gonna make my brother wear a strapless gown in public
Aimee: XD
Julissa: but it's against the law
Aimee: lol....poor GazeAoi XD
Julissa: lol
Aimee: some jrockers might have to be careful in florida
me: lol imma parachute on sunday lol
Aimee: what does "there is no age of consent" mean?
Julissa: XD yup
Aimee: lol me too
Matt: You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
me: lol XD
Julissa: idk
Aimee: then i should be arrested lol
Julissa: XD
me: lol XD i should be too lol
Julissa: XD
you're house doesn't count as a public place
me: lol XD do other people's houses count as public?
Aimee: lol i know
Julissa: idk maybe
Matt: It is considered an offense to shower naked. WTC
me: XD XD
WHAT THE FRAP?!?!
Aimee: XD that's gross if u dont shower naked lol
Julissa: then i break the laws everyday
lol
me: lol were all very offensive then lol
Matt: Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging
Aimee: XD
Matt: lol
me: lol XD
Aimee: Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
me: lewd?
Aimee: ummmm....Saga and Aiko should not go to florida
me: lol
Matt: lol
Julissa: XD
lol
you may not kiss your wife's breast?
WTC?!
me: HIROTO!!!!
Aimee: XD XD X D
me: lol hes gonna have trouble in florida if he's married
Aimee: lol'
XD
aint that the truth!
Matt: All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.-hawaii
me: ....
lol
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards?
Matt: lol
Aimee: and why not!! i mean their married...they can do watever they want
oh jenney that one makes since...look at the full law
Julissa: aren't you glad i gave yallz this smart website lol
me: oh yeah lol
Matt: yeah my dad owns a buisness and he hates that law
Aimee: lol yes
do not sell ur children lol
Julissa: man snaps fingers
me: lol do not skateboard without a license!
Aimee: XD XD
i dont think that one works anymore
lol
me: lol XD andy's gonna be arrested lol
Aimee: and i knew the one abou singing in a swimsuit
one about*
Julissa: how?
Aimee: i dont remember....i think my mom
me: lol XD
Julissa: lol
Aimee: oral sex?
Julissa: O.O
don't ask
me: It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Aimee: lol XD
me: lol XD whales lol
Aimee: what place is that!?
me: California!!! lol
Julissa: lol
Matt: Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
Julissa: oops
lol
me: lol Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Julissa: XD
Aimee: The molestation of trash cans is banned.
that's in Daytona Beach lol
me: D": we cant molest our trash can?!?
in daytona lol
Aimee: not in Daytona Beach! lol
Matt: lol
o darn
me: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship
Aimee: XD
the animals dont nkow better!!!
me: lol XD
Aimee: know*
me: You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you’re caught throwing away chewed bubble gum on the sidewalk.
Aimee: and ice cream man cant sell ice cream in a cemetary in Destin, Florida
let's hope that ice cream man from spongebob doesnt go there lol
Julissa: lol
Aimee: japan only has one
me: lol
Aimee: that "there is no age of consent" what does that mean?
Julissa: idk look it up on google
lol
Aimee: Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.....thats in pensicola
Matt: It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Julissa: or ask the all knowing HIROTO
me: Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers
Aimee: XD why do u guys say that Hiroto is "all-knowing-
that's in the army isnt it?
Julissa: idk ask andy
me: lol xD of coarse andy lol
Julissa: lol
Aimee: A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
ummm
thats in pensicola too
me: erm
Aimee: how do u fine a dead person?
lol
Matt: It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
hmmmmmmmmm
me: lol
Young girls may not shake hands with men.
Aimee: O_O
where?
me: swaziland
Aimee: u know...these laws...as stupid as they may seem, if u look at the full context make more sense...and also are for those idiots that have the whle rule book just to saw "its not there....so i can do it"
me: brb
Aimee: kkkz
Julissa: kkz
Aimee: i'm gonna go try and find random japan laws lol
Matt: Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
wow
Aimee: XD
Julissa: o.o
Matt: didnt know that
Aimee: that's a good one lol
isnt age of consent...like age u can have sex or something? or are there different kinds of age of consent?
Matt: All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
0.0
Aimee: XD
Matt: not good
Aimee: lol yup thats what age of consent is....
and where is that?
Matt: A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
hmmm
lol
kk
Aimee: XD
Matt: it is
Aimee: that's sexist! lol
Julissa: O.O
Aimee: so a women cant be seme where?
lol
Matt: Massachusetts
Julissa: lol
oh aimee
Matt: Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
oooo
Julissa: how do you get your vids on itunes cuz i want to put mine on itunes
Aimee: u know in ten countries...it's illegal to have sex before marriage...they should have that law here
me: Cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 A.
Aimee: and oh...i just click on file...then on add file...then i click the video
lol i saw that one
Matt: wtc
me: lol XD from the philipines lol
Julissa: lol
me: lol XD thats where joanie's from lol
Julissa: poor joanie
XD
lol
me: To go to college you must be intelligent
well der!
Aimee: XD DUUUH
Matt: A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
me: 0.0
Aimee: XD where?!
Matt: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Julissa: O.O
Matt: new york
lol
Julissa: lol that one is hilarious
Matt: XD
me: lol well of coarse lol
Aimee: XD lol thats one funny
Matt: Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.
????
Aimee: XD
WHERE?!?!?
Matt: well old people go to jail now
me: XD
Matt: new york
Aimee: u guys need to say where these laws are from
OH MY GOSH!!!1
WHISKERS!!!!
me: If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town- China
Aimee: SHUT UP!!!!
hold on please
me: kk
Julissa: XD wtc to the china one
Matt: A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
me: lol sure give the man/woman that just came out of jail a bullet loaded gun lol
Matt: I PROTEST
me: lol XD
Julissa: lol
me: Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
0.o
Julissa: O.O lol
i remember that one
Matt: o yeah
new york
me: A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket
WTC?
Matt: Sex toys are outlawed.-Nevada
Julissa: wehre?
me: XD
Julissa: *where
me: Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. - New York
Julissa: well it's Las Vegas
wtc
Matt: The English language is not to be spoken.
me: o.o wtc?
Matt: Illinois
One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth
nicee
Julissa: wtc?!
me: lol XD duuuhhh!
anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up - Arizona
Matt: It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.?
me: ....
Matt: lol
Julissa: wtc?
me: XD XD XD wtc?
Matt: It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
lol
XD
me: XD XD XD XD
Matt: duh
Cars may not be driven through the town.
ok
me: o-O
Matt: thats just stupid
me: Women may not wear pants
Matt: lol
me: lol XD arizona lol
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs - Arizona
Julissa: well brb
Matt: kk
me: kk
Julissa: i gotta take my donkey out of the bathtub
lol
me: lol XD
Aimee: ok i'm back
Matt: It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
lol
Aimee: so if i stopped typing its doing something bad
XD lol
how would they know O_o
lol
me: lol DUN DUN DUN
Matt: Thailand
Julissa: sooo....
me: This law goes against band geeks :You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
Matt: You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you’re caught throwing away chewed bubble gum on the sidewalk.
me: lol i said that one lol
Matt: o
lol
me: lol as band geeks we are not permitted to go to new hampshire
Matt: Raising a pig on Israeli soil will result in the murder of said pig.
lol why
me: lol XD
Aimee: lol
ok now the cat is sniffing my stuf
fand now it's going under my bed ?
nope
what is it doing!
Matt: lol
It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.
me: ...
Aimee: real ones?
me: lol XD
Matt: Picking one’s nose on the Sabbath is illegal.
Aimee: XD
me: XD
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Aimee: O_O
me: lol poor mooses
Aimee: y would u have a live moose on an airplane?
me: lol exactly
Matt: ouch
move to a zoo
Aimee: lol
Matt: It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Aimee: XD
aw!
where?!
me: XD My dad can't go to church there then!
Matt: u.s.
Aimee: i know but i mean like what state
Julissa: i g2g sorry bai baiz
Julissa has left
Aimee: kkz
Matt: o by
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
me: ... lol XD duuuhh!!!
Aimee: XD well....poor spongebob!
Matt: You may not drive barefooted.
lol
Aimee: wtc?
lol
hey i gotz to go now too
sorriez
me: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.- Alaska .... lol XD whats with alaskian's and hurting mooses
Aimee: BAI BAI
me: meh i g2g now too bai baiz!!!!
Matt: by
Aimee: well Alaska has a lot of mooses lol
ok so bai everyone lol poor matt gonna be all alone
me: baiz!
lol XD poor matt
Aimee: dont go hikikkomori!!!
Matt: lol
Aimee has left
Jenney has left
that was from..... March 25th or so... ah fun times lol That was such a random and funny conversation lol it was alot better in color with the black backround in my blog though ....
ANYWAYS! Back to my Pigg randomness now....
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