Am I kind?
Am I pwetty?
If i waz about to fall off a cliff would yoo save meh?
Would yoo kiss meh if yoo had to?
Can i use yur shoulder wen i ish cryin?
Am i Spazzarific?
Would yoo bust meh out of jail?
If we went out and i got drunk would yoo drive meh home?
Will yoo answer my questions no matter how dumb they r?
Would yoo celebrate international Cookeh day wit meh?
Would yoo tell meh that it isn't really a holiday?
If i got the Mafia mad would you help meh fake my own death?
If I burried myself in choclate would yoo eat meh way out?
If I died would yoo crie?
If I take over the world will you be meh second in command?
DO YOU LUZ MEH?????
