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I've come to a conclusion that I cannot even partially refute... I must destroy Jaxcam for the benefit of all man kind. Her existence will only make life more miserable for all humans including her. She must be dealt with. My plan is as follows, first I'll make her think I'm fat to get her to think I'm harmless. Next I'll use the knowledge of her full name and her brother's name to find out her location. I'll show up to that location ready to kill. Since she'll think I'm fat when she sees me she won't know it's me. She won't be looking out for me either because she'll think I'm harmless. I'll quickly hit her over the head with a silver hammer. I'll train with steroids to get my hammering as powerful as possible. Once she's dead I'll chop her up and throw the pieces in different directions. Then I'll go burn some of them. After this I shall surely be saddened by the death of Jaxcam and will kill myself by running into a tree at full speed. The next morning will be the first morning of humanities brighter future.

Just kidding Jaxcam, I made this to see how long it would take you to find it. When you do find it tell me. I'm guessing you're not as good at stalking as my instincts would have me believe. Ha, you probably won't even find this. I love you and I'd be miserable without you.