Chapter Two: Daily Dowload
So the crazy red/orange/brown, what ever the ******** color her hair is, dragged me to the bathroom. And just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, "IT" was in the Bathroom as well. And Kiera can't stand her for nothing. Oh and just so we're clear "It's" name is Theresa. I Don't really like her either, but I can tolorate her a little longer than Kiera ever could. Threasa glares at Kiera, then looks at me and asks "What the Hell Happened to you?"
"What does it Look like" I say rolling my eyes and heading over to the sink to try and wash out the stain.
"Whatever, I don't care anyway" she replys back to me while applying some lipstick to her lips. "I've got a man to catch."
Did I Mention she's a mojor slut?
"And just who might that be" Ah i knew it was a matter of Time before Kiera said something...
Theresa scoffs at her. "Haven't you heard! The Used is on set tonight! I'm gonna make one of those boys mine tonight" ....I ain't saying she a gold digga...okay yes I am...
Kiera begins to turn a slight shade of red, and this time not from embarrassment."And just what makes you think that they are gonna go for you!"
Let the Fireworks begin!
"Cause I'm a real woman!" Theresa says back to her
"I don't think being ET's cousin makes you a real woman"
Kiera- 1, IT- 0
"What ever Kiera, At least I know How to keep my men Happy. I bet I'll be better than any groupie they've ever met on the road"
"You Really are a slut you know that!"
"At Least I get some action. Maybe if you fixed your hair a bit, or maybe try some eyeliner"
ooooo one point for IT!
"Eye Liner, huh," says Kiera, "I'll give it a try, but I don't think I could pull off the Raccoon look quite as effictiently as you do." Theresa gets all huffy at hearing that and storms out the bathroom while flippin' Kiera The bird.
Game set Match! The Victor, Kiera.
I finally stop trying to get the stain out of my shirt "Damn it, this s**t ain't coming out."
"Don't worry about it Bre. I'll take it home and Oxy clean it. Seriously, that stuff gets anything out"
"ah okay, thanks Kier."
"No Prob, what are freinds for" she says before turning around and looking in a mirror, Then her eyes get all wide and she exclaims "OMG, My Hair is a Hot Mess!!!"
"huh?"
"Bre your my Best friend, you're supposed to tell me these things!!!"
"what? I thought you looked fine.." But Kiera wasn't listening. She pulled out a comb from her pocket and began to fix her hair and muttering under her breath.
"Oh Geez, Kiera are you PRIMPING"
She looked a little sheepish "ummm...no?"
"Riiiiiiiiight......This is Science class all over again"
"Oh be quiet" And she chucks on of the paper towels I was using before at me. I Duck and it goes wizzing over my Head. I smirk and say one of my favorite quotes "HA! Ya Missed!"
She Laughs and say "you numbnut, lets go"
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So we leave the bathroom to check out whats going on with the show. The guys were talking with Marianela about thier shows this weekend and their new album. Then Marianela is all "How do you like it here at FUSE studio...Better than that other station isn't it!!!"
Bert, then looked at me and smiled, which instantly sent butterflies to my stomache..he's up to something. He turned back to Marianela and said "Oh it's awsome!" He Looked from Marianela to me and then was like " And I would like to apologize to your coffe girl backstage, I think her name is Bre, for running into her and spilling coffoee all over her"
I was SO not expecting him to do that!!!
Marinela was like: "Oh you mean Sabrena, wait, where is she now!!
Oh s**t.
hey both get this like mischievous look on their faces and Bert runs over to me and practiclly drags me on stage.
Oh shitty, s**t!
"Here she is!!!" Marianela says in her usual happy tone. "Damn Bre, that stain is gonna be murder gettin' out!"
"Umm..yeah" is all I could stupidly say. My tounge was so tied. Did I mention I have a small case of stage fright. I look toward where Kiera was still standing. She was laughing her ******** a** off and mouthing the words "I hate you" at me. Then she looked at her waist and took out her cell and answered it.
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Kiera was playfully making fun of Bre from the side lines when she all of a sudden her Helena start playing. She looks at her waist and realizes it's her cell phone and picks it up. She answers with her trademark "Moo" and on the other end she was greeted with "KIERA!!!"
"Hey Marlene" Kiera said back
"Yeah yeah, whatever. I'm watching Daily Download right now. Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing!!"
"You sure are. Bre's so lucky" Kiera answered.
"You are So gonna tell me this coffee story later" Marlene orders her. There is a silece for a few minutes as both of them are watching the show And then Marlene exclaims "OMG!!! He Just gaver her his shirt!-- what is she standing there for! Say Something stupid!!" Marlene Yelled at her televison set.
"L-O-L" Said Keira. She and her friends spend WAY too much time online. "Must be her stage fright acting up. She always did feel more comfortable working behind the scenes as stage crew."
She and Marlene shared a couple of laughs at Bre's expense. Then Kiera froze and her eyes started getting huge and she turned five shades of red.
"Heh heh, Kier. you hear that. Jepha just called you hot." Marlene teased.
"Jesus. Is My hair That Ineresting!!" Kiera exclaimed with an exsaperated sigh.
Marlene just laughed at her. Suddenly Marlene couldn't hear Kiera at all. Kiera had been dragged out on stage and dropped her phone; so of course she didn't hear Marlene screaming "KIERA ANSWER, ME DAMN IT!!" followed by a slew of obsenities. Then Marlene Looked at her TV Screen. "hahaha oh s**t!!"
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"Weeeeeeell" Bert said "I owe you a new shirt."
Since I didn't wanna seem like a complete spaz, I smiled at him and joked back "Ya damn skippy!" And do you know what he did. That fool done took off his own shirt off his back, and PUT IT ON ME!!!
"Uh-oh, someones been woking out" Marianela joked causing the audiance to laugh. Bert was laughing and staring at me. But I guess i looked sorta retarted with his shirt on me, but arms not through the sleeves. I just stared back up at him.
"Does anyone else sence the love connection going on here" Marianela joked.
Icould feel my face growing warm with embarassment. Thank God I'm black, or I'd be a friggan tomato right now. But I played it off well. "Oh shut Maria, or I'll sick a chimp on you!!!"
"HEY!" she said "That chimp moleseted me!!"
I laughed. "we are such retards!" I said.
"Yup I can definaltly feel the love in this room" Quinn Pifped up from behind me. I jumped. I had forgotten the other were there.
"And so you don't sue us for all the pain and sufering Bert has put you through, You can have our shirts as well"
Oh My God. These fools are accully taking their shirts off and giving them to me. Well, More like dumping them on my head.
Ah yes, more laughter from the croud.
"Yo." said Jepha. "What happened to that hot red headed chick you were talking with earlier... At Least I think her hair was red.."
"Ah you're talking about Kiera" said Marianela. "I'm not quite sure what her hair color is either, thought it was brown."
I can't believe I'm on TV and talking about Kiera's hair of all things. This development caused me to burst with laughter. "That's been a mystry since High School. Eventually everyone decied on Orange" I told them as I put My arms trought Bert's Shirt Sleeves and slung the other shirts over my shoulder. "Oh and she's right over there." I said while indicating with my head in her direction.
"Well we'll bring her out after the number two most dowloaded song in the country: Nightmare of You's 'I Want to Be Buried in Your Backyard'!!!!"
Moments later Kiera is dragged out on set, and the cameras were back on us. "I can't believe you guys accually had a two minute convosation about my hair!!" she said looking at Marianela and me as if were were the dumbest creatures to walk the planet. "Which is, By the way, a RED hot mess!!"
"Looks fine to me" Jepha said with a wink in her direction, whiched caused her to Blush.
"Yeah" I said " Spaztic Primping before shows works wonders, don't they Kiera"
"STFU" she said turing a whole new shade of red that I never knew existed. I didn't know a person could be that red. If she kept that up, she could make a killing working as a stop-light. I told her that. And she smacked me upside the head saying "Baka." That got a good laugh out of eveyone, even though I highly dought that any of them knew what Baka means.
"You too REALLY need to lay off the net for a while" Marianela said. If we were in an anime, Kiera and I would have sweatdroped. "Well, you guys" she starts up "thats all the time we have for today, But Before we introduce our #1 most downloaded song, "She turns to The Used "Do you guys have anything else to say?"
"YEAH!" says Bert with a look of child-like excitment. He turns to me "Can I get your number"
I stare at him, then open my mouth to say "yes!" but instead of english, a small squeek escapes. Once again, I thank God for my Blackness.
"HA!!" exclaimed Quinn. "Branden, you owe me 10 bucks!!"
"Damnit Bert, couldn't you have waited till AFTER the show to ask her." Branden wines. "now I owe this turd money"
"Well" said Marianella "I knew there was some chemistry going on here" she laughed. "Well that's all the time we have for today. So here's The #1 most downloaded show, My Chemical Romance's 'The Ghost Of You'!!!!"
Hoots and Hollers from the croud as the camera cuts off of us and the music video plays, Thus ending the show.
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