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heh rock paper scissors
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock beats scissors, but there is no [******** way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors why, why cant paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody. A rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh s**t, im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you a*****e"
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