Today I pulled off some crimes to add onto my list of villainous deeds.
1. Ate some leftover pizza for breakfast without asking permission.
2. Crossed the street without using the crosswalk.
3. Removed all the "Do not remove" tags from mattress and pillows.
4. Stuck chewing gum under the table.
Yeah... it was a slow day... But I did get chased around by a cowboy in towns earlier today for some reason... What's up with that? Weird stuff...
-Terrorize
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