Allow me to reiterate the first volume.... -opens the book-
Greatest Everyday Life Lesson: Yo friends and family come before ANYONE of the opposite sex
This is a pretty blunt lesson. I don't care if you are married to a breed of Fergie, Beyonce, Christina Aguilera and Some random porn star, Yo Friends and your family come first. Even if you in the middle of sex and you about to let one off on her in a moment that could easily be described as the greatest moment of your small little life. If that phone ring and it's one of your Nakama<Best friend> Then you betta hold that nut in and go see what they want.
Life Lesson 1: Stop, don't listen, Think about it.....
This one pertains to all the people who sit there and listen to all the bullshit that goes around the air. They pay heed to the garbage that people say about them and they let it get to their mind so what they go do? Commit suicide for no reason....
Life Lesson 2: When the grass is cut...the snakes roam free..
This is about those all so famous SNAKES. Snakes are people who grime out on people behind their backs. Now don't get that confused with my work. I simply work behind the scenes to "Influence" things in my favor. Now a snake on the other hand will be a direct reason for a ******** up. Like leading people on about something, getting their Hopes up, then coming up with some hot bull dinky excuse for it. They're the kind of people you see in the movies who's with someone, something happens then they say they need a break. Then on the sidelines there's some guy or girl who've they've been secretly being with, using this recent problem as a reason to go to their "Snake skin." As I like to call em. A Snake skin is someone extremely close to the snake, usually apart of the snaking out. Usually the only thing to do with a snake and it's skin is to ******** em up and make a wallet out of it.
Life Lesson 2: Who gives a damn?
Usually I associate this lesson with number 1. Who cares what others say? If they don't have the nut sac to say it to your face then don't give a s**t. Even if they do say it to your face, remember these two facts. "Their life isn't perfect and EVERYONE has a problem or two so they can get bent and fall off a bridge." and "Apparently they have no life if all they can do is sit there and say s**t about you and only you." So screw em, you're a better person than that. They talk s**t and you laugh at them in the process, especially if you know some good info about them. Thats when you put it out in the public for them to read.
Life Lesson 3: One time...stopped....second time...oh well
This one goes to you emo a** people. NO AMOUNT OF s**t CAN EQUAL SUICIDE DAMMIT. I've had a few people say they're gonna kill themselves. I have a rule about this s**t. I'll stop you the first time, but the second time Imma let you do it. Why? Why does it seem cruel for me to say this? Simple, if you don't think your life is worth living, who am I to say otherwise? Nobody truly knows what it's like to have it hard. So when I see these dumb a** kids crying about "They tease me in school, I can't get good grades, My parents don't love me, My parents love my siblings more than me" It gets aggravating. 1. Who gives a s**t about what they say in school? I've heard it ALL and I stopped caring, by 10th grade I had most of my 10th grade class scared of me and Team Threatz. 2. Stop ******** being emotional about s**t and grab a damn book and start studying. Maybe then you can get a decent grade before you fail your life and have another reason to cut yo self. 3. If yo parents ain't love you in some form they woulda sold you off somewhere. 4. Who cares? Grow up, suck it up and move on with yo life. You think that they're gonna stop and revolve the world around you when your baby bro or sis needs somethin?! NO! Unless you have been shot, paralyzed, become blind, deaf and unable to speak, lost your hands, your home, no way to live, have an incurable disease, no friends or family, and no where to go you ain't got NO reason to be cuttin yo self or for that matter talkin about suicide.
Life Lesson 4: CLOWN SOME TIME.....
Now I don't mean go out and grab a clown nose and honk that b***h. I mean go out with some friends and maybe some fam and CLOWN. Go drive around, tell some jokes, see a movie, play some games. Eat some popeyes chicken and fool all night with no concern for public safety <not really...or is it?>. While you're at it, take the emo kid with you......maybe that'll stop em from slashin they arms up and listenin to Linkin park, unless they listenin to it for their music and not because it lets them express their "feeling" for anger and sadness.
Life Lesson 5: Sometimes your friend doesn't need a hug...
WHUP THEY a**! That's my philosophy about it. s**t like drug usage, my friends already know the moment they take a hit of something or inject some s**t, Imma beat they a** till they come down from their high. Then when they can feel pain again, Imma beat them some more. I'll change my name to Detox for that one day. Stop babying them if they do s**t wrong. "Oh I know you didn't mean to do it" NO, they knew EXACTLY what they were doing. You babying them ain't doin s**t but makin it worst. Be real with them and keep them off stupid s**t, even if you need a brick to do so.
Life Lesson 6: Its not called mean....
People in school used to tell me all the time "You're mean" Because I was blunt about s**t. They'd ask me to do something, and I'll say no and then they'd ask and I'd give them a reason so they'd be pissed about it because I told the truth. Since.......since when did the truth become such a bad thing? Don't ask me something if you don't expect me to tell you the truth. If my girl says "does this dress make me look fat." and I know for a fact it aint the dress, Imma tell her. I'd expect the same thing from her. Like when someone is having some B.O Problems, you tell em. Now you just don't blurt it out in front of everyone, you pull em to the side and say "Yo...you needin a shower man." My bro Rod told me that before and I wasn't mad cause it was truthful. So don't take it as offense if your friend hands you a piece of gum...you might need it....
Life Lesson 7: The truth shalt set you free!
DO NOT LIE....Lying is nothing but a tickin time bomb that will EASILY come back to you and blow up in your chest. I know for a fact that telling the truth usually means that you'll be in trouble or make someone angry. But I'd rather have that than lettin the lie sit and fester like a nasty wound for a while, then someone finds out the truth THEN be extremely pissed. I know that it can be hard to tell the truth, but think about it for a little bit then let it out. Lies that sit on your soul for a while starts to hurt. Words from my late grandparents.
Life Lesson 8: Ladies....calm yo a** down....
Look....Testosterone and Estrogen obviously are two VERY different hormones, but you should have control over your body. If not you should go back to pre-school and learn about keeping hands and feet to your self. Women will have mood shifts..thats a known fact. One minute they'll say "I'm happy this and I wanna go do this..." then she'll be silent and mad about something. Don't ask what the problem is...a good number of times <depending on the type of girl> she'll say "Nothin" -shrugs- I leave it alone at this point. I'm not gonna pry into it or bite the bait as I've heard it called. If you wanna moap and sigh go for it, I'll be playing my games. Another thing, girls you don't want to be equal in this world. You wanna be treated like a woman and be equal to men. It don't work like that. I'll treat you like a woman, or I'll treat you like an equal. Not both of them. <Words by Mr. Mencia.> If you hit me...I'm gonna hit you back. If you punch me, I'm gonna punch you back. That's just how I see it. Don't hit me as a man, then act like a woman when I hit you with the "I'm a girl, you can't hit me" tactic. Yes you are, and yes I can. The only woman I could never in my life hit is my mother, SO unless I came out of you 18 years ago, then I have full right to take you down a notch if you deserve it.
-closes book- I have many more in here....but I'll end them for now with this last one.
Life Lesson 9: Be honest at all times
I know I said to tell the truth, but this is more towards relationships. Men; Don't cheat on yo girl. It ain't worth it. Same for the ladies. Ladies; don't lead a guy on to think he's getting with you <or back with you> and then snake him out. It's not cool and often makes the man go blind with fury. Lemme tell you, something recently is related to this. A buddy of mine coulda nutted up about it, but so far I ain't seen nothin that bad on the situation. So all I'm sayin is be honest with each other. Don't run from problems and don't be a kid about them. If someone wants to talk to you about the problems and work them out rather than just letting the anger take over, then talk it out. Don't just say "Whatever" to them and think that'll solve it. If anything it'll piss that person off and then the problems start to go up a notch.....
Life Lesson 10: Doubting yourself is far worst that others doubting you.
To doubt ones' self, is only the beginning of failure..
When you doubt yourself, no matter how many believe in you, you make mistakes. Making mistakes, can end ones' life, keep you from getting the girl you're after, or winning games. Many things can differ, if you doubt yourself. Remember. Do not doubt yourself.
Life will not always give you a shiny platter and say "Sir have some easy on me!" Sometimes you have to suck it up, believe in your own abilities and move on through the strife and turmoil of the world. It can be an ugly place, its your choice rather you'll allow it to paint you with disbelief and doubt.
Life Lesson 11: The world is not going to bend to your will.
This is kind of an addon to the last one, though it needs to be its own rule. In this day and age, people seem to get more and more self centered, this may be much stronger in certain people than it is in others. People need to realize that the world is a compound of things, systems living together. Those systems are not going to bend over for you because you want things your way. Now I have a bro within threatz, love him to death, and this IS NOT a shot at him. Though I think this lesson can benefit him more than anyone I know. You don't need the world to bend over for you when you want your way, you have true friends who'll help you make a new way.
Life Lesson 12: Expect the worst, plan for the best.
Yes this is usually said the other way around, but I've learned that expecting the best is a quick way to have your hopes dropped off like Alex to an opponent. Life is undoubtedly filled with disappointment. Hell I'd know, 60% of mine is now. Though its not wise to let it get to you. Simply make plans that has the BEST route in it and prepare for all bad that can come from this plan. Now I don't mean make a small plan about getting from school to work and into college. No. Make a long term plan, getting out of school with the best marks, getting extra help along the way, making sure you have stability in this shaky lifespan, earn your way to the top and become great within your own mind. Not the fastest way, BUT you know what to expect with each step planned out day by day.
Life Lesson 13: Learn when to say enough.
Ask anyone who's close to me how I feel about pressure and they'll probably tell you "He doesn't give a damn." When people or even life pressures you into a small corner and you have no place to think, say enough. Relationships, peers at work/school, family ALL of it. Say enough is enough. If a relationship looks bleak and you've been pouring so much into it to sustain something that resembles a relationship only for it to fail multiple times. Give it up. Not love, but that broken relationship, especially if the person has no will to mend it with you
When at work, there will be people just like in school who's sole purpose is to ******** your day up. Just for the hell of it. Sometimes you have to establish 'I will not take your s**t and I will not hesitate to do something about it.' Whether that be going over that person to someone of higher authority and reporting them or breaking your foot off in their colon, as long as they know its fine. Things like this can lead to high stress which is a sure fire way to get years shaved off of your life, which is why I live as stress and carefree as I'm allowed to.
Life Lesson 14: When you think you've clowned enough. CLOWN HARDER.
Life can be described as short. I mean living to be about 100 if you're lucky can be something. But why measure life on the destination? Measure it on the road traveled. Have so much fun that you won't know the meaning of sadness, depression or even anger. My friends keep me on a massive ROFL high that we don't need drugs. As my bro said. "We Team Threatz! We don't need alcohol, you get us in a room and its equivalent to having a big a** bottle of anything on the shelf." And I couldn't agree more. The more Threatz members in the same area, the greater the chance that your life will be enhanced by so much laughing you will eventually be unable to laugh for a period of 2 hours because of the pain in your stomach and side.
This has been the captain talking........
This is for:
The Few.....
The Clowning.....
Team....Threatz
