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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive please press two now. If you have multiple personalities press three, four five and six. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press seven and you call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive it doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic dial 6969696969. If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until the beep after the beep please wait for the beep. If you have a short term memory loss please try your call again later and if you have low self- esteem hang up now all our operators are to busy to talk to you.
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