A daily day in our mind:
Day 4:
Yolanda: Yaoi, what are you eating?
Yaoi: Pie!
Yolanda: uh-huh...and how did you obtain this pie?
Yaoi: From a stranger named Ryuzaki.
Yolanda: How do you know his name if he's a stranger?
Yaoi: Easy I asked Light!
Yolanda: how do you know Light?
Yaoi: I know all gay guys. *wiggles fingers like trying to do some mind trick or something*
Yolanda: Mm-hm...so do you know Batman?
Yaoi: Batman's not gay....wait, is he?
Yolanda: Come on, a grown man in tights running around with a little boy...I don't need x-ray vision to see what's going on there.
Mello: Y-Yo-Yolanda just told a joke?! eek
Yolanda: Yeah, I did, but don't get use to it.
Mello: eek I won't but I'm still shocked.
Yaoi: We can see that...twice actually.... xd ....anyway, Yolanda, have you seen my pie? I swear I had it in my hand a minute ago. *starts looking around*
Yolanda: Was it a chocolate pie?
Yaoi: Yeah, why?
Yolanda: *sigh* there's you answer.
Yaoi: What?! What's my answer?!
Yolanda: *sigh while shaking head in disappoinment and trying to keep from killing Yaoi* Yaoi, who loves chocolate the most out of the four of us?
Yaoi: Mello?
Yolanda: Right...now, who will steal chocolate?
Yaoi: Mello?
Yolanda: Correct again....so who has your chocolate?
Yaoi: Cassie?
Yolanda: No, you t**t! Mello! Mello stole your pie.
Yaoi: Well, good thing that one was a fake.....and what the duce is a t**t?!
Yolanda: Someone that doesn't know what a t**t is.
Yaoi: That's not a t**t! Now tell what a t**t really is!
Yolanda: Exactly what I said!
Cassie: Yolanda, quit lying to her...Yaoi, a t**t is another word for va-jay-jay.
Yaoi: Ohhh, wow....t**t.... lol I like it!
Cassie: Yaoi, do not say that infront of teachers when you have control over the body!
Yaoi: Why not?!
Yolanda: Do you want the body to get in trouble?!
Yaoi: *pouts* No....but if I can't say t**t in front of teachers or adults what about our friends?
Cassie: They're fine....they don't know what it means.
Yaoi: Hey, I'm still hungry...oh and by the way, Mello, that chocolate is really laxatives!
Mello: Oh crap! eek *runs out of his room into bathroom*
Yaoi: Hey, you know what?!
Yolanda: *sighs* What?
Yaoi: That's what! xd rofl
Yolanda: *fustrated growl as she throws her book down* Yaoi, I'm close to just breaking the door down and hurting you so bad your voice babies will feel it! twisted
Yaoi: Oh, Bob Saget......Ummm, listen a distraction! fudge + eye + nuh *runs off to room and locks door before hiding under the bed*
Cassie: Nice, Yaoi....NOT! Get your mind out of the gutter, girl!
Yaoi: NEVER! *yelled from under her bed*
Yolanda: Can I burn her now?
Cassie: Are you being serious or are you joke cause I really can't tell the difference.
Yolanda: It was a joke...I forget you can't read me well...sorry, Cass.
Cassie: Tis otay.
Yolanda: I guess you're about to go back to bed, night, I guess.
Cassie: Night...try to behave...oh and here are your books. *hands Yolanda her books through the gate before walking to her room*
Yolanda: Thanks, Cassie! *takes books and starts to read one as she sits on her bed*
Cassie: No problemo! *reaches room and locks herself in it before collapsing on the bed and sleeping*
Moka Akashiya 0508 Community Member 
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