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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
>graduation,
> >get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be
> >executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what
>they did
> >the night before.
> >
> >The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is
>asked
> >if she has any last words.
> >
> >She says: "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe
>in
> >the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
>innocent."
> >
> >They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
>fall to
> >the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
> >
> >The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last
>words. "I
> >just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the
>power
> >of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
> >
> >They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all
> >immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release
>her.
> >
> >The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says:
>"Well,
> >I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a
>degree in
> >Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't
>gonna
> >electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

Post Permanent Link inushiba2 · Fri Jan 09, 2009 @ 07:39pm · 1 Comments
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    Kumra
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    Wed Jan 14, 2009 @ 09:47pm


    another funny one.
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