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Twas Christmas eve on gaia that night
one to remember? well, we think it just might.
it started early that morning when they all logged on
when they heard someone ask, "what be going on mon?"

Twas boot, of course, with his usual flair
he just likes confusing people, to be fair
The others looked too as to what was to be saw,
There were thousands of elves, des let out a guffaw

"They're so short and so puny" he mockingly laughed
"Why what on earth are they doing here?" and just then he got smashed
Twas angry the elf, fuming at the ears,
"We're saving santa clause you dolt, what'd you think, that we were going to sears?"

The participants stared, looking annoyed with the writer,
"that joke wasn't funny, thats the best you could do with your all nighter?"
later that day they were all building the toys,
for all those scrubby, annoying little girls and boys.

The Cheer-o-Meter was filling, elves running amock,
while Devi and chii were behind the love rock.
Iri and Rev were making toys that could fly,
while boot was looking for the doll's missing eye

Nili was working on a model train set,
Kitty and light were sewing a plush pet.
into his hair Foxy was combing some Gel
Werewolf's toy making was going just swell

Ninjey and Samu were placing a bet,
whether angry's fury on des would be sure or not met.
Frugal was playing with a big bouncy ball
while Gad, "somehow" had gotten taped to the wall

Queenie was handing out presents with glee,
Tiffie was riding in her car shouting "WEE!"
Kiri was petting a small cocker spaniel
and Takako's christmas special was on every channel

Love and Harumi were fighting the cold,
while Des was still caught in Angry's death hold.
Finally the toys were all built and done
the children they ran to go have some fun

The elves saw the meter, they knew just what to do!
they hooked santa cow up to the contramtiddydo!
they flipped the switch, sparks flew that were bright!
everyone wondered if santa was all right.

Paine held her breath, Nova was worried
Brain was contentaly eating a big bowl of curry
was santa okay? was Santa alright?
well the answer came in, but it gave us a fright

Santa was well, but he was angry as hell
Shouting and ranting, he drowned out the church bell
"2 years!" he yelled, "2 bloody damn years!"
he shouted till he was all red in the ears!

"Stuck like a cow for all that time,
While my wife took care of that santa mime,
You shipped me out to that farm by god,
to get man handled by that farmer and his son the Irod?"

But his old cow body moo'd, it calmed him down quick
every christmas special on tv was angry, that was their Shtick
so with a hearty laugh, and his eye had a twinkle
santa said "Merry X-Mas" and then the cow had a tinkle

Tis the end of the story, they all have their ends
a stop to the twist and the turns and the bends
so the HOGD crew celebrated, some with juice, some with shnops
Now stop reading this post, or i'll go call the cops.