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Heres a joke.There is this guy who is married and loves beans.On his way home from work he smells an aroma of beans.It came from a fast food restaurant.He was starving. So he went in and had a lot of beans.He was stuffed.So he went home to his wife. When he got to his front door his wife came out.She told him to put on a blindfold.He sat down and his wife told him her phone was ringing.She left and he farted,1,2,3farts. She came back and she took off the blindfold.To his horror there were 12 guests sitting at the table.