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> >>> >> >> >>>
>>> >> >> >>>I knew a blonde that was so stupid
>>> >>that....... >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> she called
>>>me to get my phone >>number. >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>
>>> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> she spent 20 minutes looking at the
>>> orange juice >>box because >> >>it >> >> >>>said >> >> >>> >> >>
>>> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> "concentrate." >> >> >>> >> >> >>>
>>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> she put lipstick on her
>>>forehead because she >>wanted to make >> >>up >> >> >>>her
>>> mind. >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>
>>> >>> she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical >>>
>>> >>order. >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>>
>>>she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>
>>> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> she tried to drown a fish. >> >> >>> >>
>>> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> she thought a
>>>quarterback was a >>> >>refund. >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>
>>> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> she got locked in a grocery store
>>>and >>starved to >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>>
>>> death. >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>>
>>> >> >> >>> she tripped over a cordless phone. >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>
>>> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> she took a ruler to bed to see how
>>>long >>she slept. >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>>
>>> she asked for a price check at the >>Dollar Store. >>
>>> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> she
>>>studied for a blood test. >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>
>>> >>> >> >> >>> she thought Meow Mix was a CD for
>>> >>cats. >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>>
>>>when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur >>around the >>
>>> >>home, >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> she
>>>moved. >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>>
>>>when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 >>bus twice >>
>>> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> instead. >> >> >>>
>>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> when she took you
>>>to the airport and saw a >>sign that >> >>said >> >> >>> >> >>
>>> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> "Airport Left" she turned around and
>>> >>> >>went home >> >> >>> >> >> >>> HA HA HA HA HA!