A list of funny quotes throughout my life
“You sound like a happy leprechaun.” ~ Dashei
“Crotchatize me, Captain” ~ Dina
“Don’t make me laugh too hard, my tampon will fall out!” ~ Sam
“I said I was big, not hugemangus!” ~Jonathan
“Me: ‘What!? I’m not taking that for you! Slave days are over, Zack!’
Zack: ‘Yeah, but you’re a woman.’” ~ 7th period
“I would pull out my hair but I just straightened it!” ~ Mrs. Wilson
“I guess she goes for length, not quality.” ~ Zack
“Just a spoon full of Jimmy helps the whole world go down” ~ The Rev
“Even Cinderella farts!” ~ Erica
“Hey! I took the bridge, b***h!” ~ Luis
“Same way I did your mom, Fred” ~ The Rev as Johnny Christ
“No one asked any sex questions.” ~ Couch Christian
“Brittany! Stop fingering Adams!” ~ Mr. Drumm
“Beans, there is more then one thing you can blow.” ~ Mr. Drumm
“The package isn’t fully delivered yet.” ~ Mom
“The only way that Michael Jackson would do you is if you were a get out of jail free card!” ~ Sam
“Your right, I don’t have the guts to sleep with a guy with a small p***s.” ~ Me
“Your nose is so big, you can pass off as a Jew!” ~ Me
“Me: ‘You know what?! It’s my v****a and I will do what I want with it!’
Ricardo: ‘The hell you are! I control it till you turn 18!’”
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” ~ Albert Einstein
“I’ve got a jar of dirt!” ~ Captain Jack
“But WHY is the rum gone!?” ~ Captain Jack
“Oh my god, Kilts, you’re such a good friend. I love you sooooo much.;” ~ Matthew in “The Girl Next Door”
“Got more grease than a bucket of Chicken.” ~ Jason
“And you can still like her with your p***s inside of her.” ~ Eli in “The Girl Next Door.”
“What would JFK do? You know he’d tap dat a--.” Eli in “The Girl Next Door.”
“Shut the ******** Up! Next question.” ~ Eli in “The Girl Next Door”
“I get freaky.” ~ Klits in “The Girl Next Door”
“So, does that make Bethany part black?” Jay in “Dogma”
“Every Asian guy is born with a grain of rice in between their legs!” ~ Cody
“Well, what do you use you have all girls and a Tim?” ~ Hugo
“Rub my boobs. They’re good luck.” ~ Dina
“Oh my god Devin! Where did you go?!?!” ~ Sam(Devin is black)
“Come back to me, it’s almost hard!” ~ Sam
“Thank you for saying I’M sexy! This a*****e is using MY picture!” ~ Sam
“You’re a pain in the v****a” ~Me
“You’re such a menstrual cramp!” ~ Me
“Jacob: I’m not here.
Ms. Larkins: I meant physically, not mentally.”~ 5th Period
“I vant to suck your crotch.” ~ Ricardo
“I’m just two people short of a threesome.” ~ Random Icon
“Stop eating your p***y!”~ Me
“She slapped the crap out of her a**.” ~ Robert
“I guess that’s why his name is WHITEHEAD.” ~ Alex
“I love it when the wind blows me.” ~Zack
“Once you go black, you’re gonna need a wheelchair.” ~ White Chicks
“God damn it, Dina!” ~ Robert
“What the Buack?!” ~ Sam
“I grow my hair out so that I can tell those conservative a-holes “Ha ha! My hair isn’t two inches just like your p***s!” ~Zack
“It’s Blackzilla!!!!” ~ Sam
“Mmmmmmmmmm……Cooookies!” ~Joel
“Being loved means getting to go to the zoo and brown bonnet ice cream cones both in one day.” ~Ashley
“Like sweets, you gotta find the appropriate time to infatuate your guilty pleasures”~ Robert
"You gonna eat your cooorrn bread?" ~ Joel
"I'm...Tired...of...Freakin'...Ketesha...Using My Shaving Cream!!" ~Me
"Dear Julia's v****a, why do you reject me?" ~Robert
"OMG! You're looking at yourself with a spoon? Next think you know you will look at yourself through the knife you cut yourself with." ~ Moi
"Me: You went from being my stalker to Dina's stalker!
Nathan: That is....so true."~ Lunch
"Sucka tried to lay me but he couldn't pay me. Never!!!" ~ Robert
"With all due respect, blood is thicker then water, but guess what is thicker then blood? Semen." ~ Chris Crocker
"It may be halloween but you ain't getting this man-candy!" ~ Robert
“You sound like a happy leprechaun.” ~ Dashei
“Crotchatize me, Captain” ~ Dina
“Don’t make me laugh too hard, my tampon will fall out!” ~ Sam
“I said I was big, not hugemangus!” ~Jonathan
“Me: ‘What!? I’m not taking that for you! Slave days are over, Zack!’
Zack: ‘Yeah, but you’re a woman.’” ~ 7th period
“I would pull out my hair but I just straightened it!” ~ Mrs. Wilson
“I guess she goes for length, not quality.” ~ Zack
“Just a spoon full of Jimmy helps the whole world go down” ~ The Rev
“Even Cinderella farts!” ~ Erica
“Hey! I took the bridge, b***h!” ~ Luis
“Same way I did your mom, Fred” ~ The Rev as Johnny Christ
“No one asked any sex questions.” ~ Couch Christian
“Brittany! Stop fingering Adams!” ~ Mr. Drumm
“Beans, there is more then one thing you can blow.” ~ Mr. Drumm
“The package isn’t fully delivered yet.” ~ Mom
“The only way that Michael Jackson would do you is if you were a get out of jail free card!” ~ Sam
“Your right, I don’t have the guts to sleep with a guy with a small p***s.” ~ Me
“Your nose is so big, you can pass off as a Jew!” ~ Me
“Me: ‘You know what?! It’s my v****a and I will do what I want with it!’
Ricardo: ‘The hell you are! I control it till you turn 18!’”
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” ~ Albert Einstein
“I’ve got a jar of dirt!” ~ Captain Jack
“But WHY is the rum gone!?” ~ Captain Jack
“Oh my god, Kilts, you’re such a good friend. I love you sooooo much.;” ~ Matthew in “The Girl Next Door”
“Got more grease than a bucket of Chicken.” ~ Jason
“And you can still like her with your p***s inside of her.” ~ Eli in “The Girl Next Door.”
“What would JFK do? You know he’d tap dat a--.” Eli in “The Girl Next Door.”
“Shut the ******** Up! Next question.” ~ Eli in “The Girl Next Door”
“I get freaky.” ~ Klits in “The Girl Next Door”
“So, does that make Bethany part black?” Jay in “Dogma”
“Every Asian guy is born with a grain of rice in between their legs!” ~ Cody
“Well, what do you use you have all girls and a Tim?” ~ Hugo
“Rub my boobs. They’re good luck.” ~ Dina
“Oh my god Devin! Where did you go?!?!” ~ Sam(Devin is black)
“Come back to me, it’s almost hard!” ~ Sam
“Thank you for saying I’M sexy! This a*****e is using MY picture!” ~ Sam
“You’re a pain in the v****a” ~Me
“You’re such a menstrual cramp!” ~ Me
“Jacob: I’m not here.
Ms. Larkins: I meant physically, not mentally.”~ 5th Period
“I vant to suck your crotch.” ~ Ricardo
“I’m just two people short of a threesome.” ~ Random Icon
“Stop eating your p***y!”~ Me
“She slapped the crap out of her a**.” ~ Robert
“I guess that’s why his name is WHITEHEAD.” ~ Alex
“I love it when the wind blows me.” ~Zack
“Once you go black, you’re gonna need a wheelchair.” ~ White Chicks
“God damn it, Dina!” ~ Robert
“What the Buack?!” ~ Sam
“I grow my hair out so that I can tell those conservative a-holes “Ha ha! My hair isn’t two inches just like your p***s!” ~Zack
“It’s Blackzilla!!!!” ~ Sam
“Mmmmmmmmmm……Cooookies!” ~Joel
“Being loved means getting to go to the zoo and brown bonnet ice cream cones both in one day.” ~Ashley
“Like sweets, you gotta find the appropriate time to infatuate your guilty pleasures”~ Robert
"You gonna eat your cooorrn bread?" ~ Joel
"I'm...Tired...of...Freakin'...Ketesha...Using My Shaving Cream!!" ~Me
"Dear Julia's v****a, why do you reject me?" ~Robert
"OMG! You're looking at yourself with a spoon? Next think you know you will look at yourself through the knife you cut yourself with." ~ Moi
"Me: You went from being my stalker to Dina's stalker!
Nathan: That is....so true."~ Lunch
"Sucka tried to lay me but he couldn't pay me. Never!!!" ~ Robert
"With all due respect, blood is thicker then water, but guess what is thicker then blood? Semen." ~ Chris Crocker
"It may be halloween but you ain't getting this man-candy!" ~ Robert
