pickup line in a bar: hey! your alone right! im gana wait for you! (random chick)
a priest: HOLY GOD!!!
coworker: i didnt take my happy pills today so stay away from any sharp object when your near me. okie?
boss: I DID NOT KILL TEDDY!!(name of a coworker)
my chrush/gf: i send the fruits first then i send a basket with a card saying
'i wasnt sane when i send you the fruits hopefully the basket will make it better" (fast way i loss my gf or get a restriction order)
coworkers: shake someones hand then saying "oh s**t I Forgot its your birthday today!! " out loud. (even thou its not that persons birthday)
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