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These are silly moments that I've witnessed with friends.
Just stupid s**t that happened to us when we talked to each other like idiots.
Some of them you may not get.
They're mainly inside jokes. xD

Jovan::

Animeman?
Who the hell names them self 'Animeman'?
Hey, I'm Animeman! Guess what I like to watch?
I dunno...
Just- Just take a wild guess. Any guess.
Uhm....anime-
NO, b***h! I like to watch PORN!

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And I was like-
...
I swear to GOD if you aren't listening to me...
-silence-
-giggle-
What?
I was fallin' asleep and I thought I heard my ear fart.

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Hello?
Hey, I uhm, I hung up.
Oh s**t, man, she actually hung up-
Wait...

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Hello?
...
...Heeeeelllllooooo?
...
Hello?
Yeh, I hung up again.
s**t, man are you serious?
...Wow.

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Hello?
I hung up.
-sigh- Okay...

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Oh my god! I'm chokin' a chicken!
I'm chokin' a chicken, man, this is amazing!
...That's a ********' flamingo!
...
Man, shut up. I like my chicken-
I can guarantee you that chickens are NOT pink.
...
Shut up.

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You wanna go to Wal-Mart?
YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

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Googoo gahgah, b***h.
Queer...
Feel my left titty.
-silence-
I've proven my point.

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Goodnight mothER! I hope you have SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWE- Yeah whatever...

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I like so totally lick my balls~

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I saw something about cowboys and my eyes just SPARKLED. O3O

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Hono-LUH-LUH!
-whisper- Hawaii~

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-slurpslurpslurp-
Oh, I am SO kissing the phone right now.
-slurpslurp- Oh yah. -slurp-

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It's so dark in here, a b***h could come up and rape me and I wouldn't even know it.
I'm on my way over.
Shut up. I swear if I hear someone come up and knock on my door I'mma be like 'b***h!! GET THE ******** OFF MY PORCH!!! D8<'

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My butt is so sweaty right now.
Wow.
You wanna lick it?
Sure!
I can totally imagine that:
Hey you! I wanna lick your butt.
What? Why?
Because...I heard it tastes like chocolate.
...Woooooow.

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You're gonna replace me with that Animeman guy.
No I won't. We've never even talked...
Haha. You should just ask him what he watches, just to see if it's true.
...
I should.
Hey, do you watch anime?
No...but I bet you can guess.
Uhm...no, I don't want to.
Just....just guess.
Uhm...porn?
No, gay porn.
Ohhhhh...

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I DON'T GO IN CORNERS.
I FACE THE WORLD WITH MY EMONESS.

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-huff and puff-
xD
>_>
I sneezed.
._.
Heheh.
I'm the big bad wolf! =D
I was just thinking that
xD
xDDD
But I couldn't remember he rest of the line
>_>
was gonna say and the pigs house blew away
=o=
xDDDD
It's 'blew down', not 'away'. >->
Did I just not say I couldn't remember the rest of the line
<-<
xD
Maybe. >_>
<-<
>_>
Whut you llooking at
>=U
>->
Some dumbass that can't spell or remember an old story.
*gasp*
Well fine...
:3
<-<
>->
*looks away*
>->
x3
>->
-stares-
<-<
>->
t<-<
xD
>->
When and where?
...
<-<
*walka away*

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Omg...
I've been the house so long
I haven't seen daylight in so long..
I can't remember what the sun looks like
Oh wow.
My skin's turned a lighter color than I've seen it turn before
2 more weeks and I'll look like Michael jackson

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"THEY'RE MAKIN' ME GO BLACK BENNY!
...
WH-W-WW-
WHERE'S MY MP3 PLAYER!? D'8"

Stephanie&Jenifer::

Will somebody give me some paper? Please? I need some paper? Will yo ugive me a piece of paper?
-Trevor tears piece off of his paper and hands it to Stephanie-
...
It looks like Wisconsin!
No it doesn't. It looks like Tennessee.
WISCONSIN!
Gimme some paper!
-steals notebook-
So you're just going to steal some paper?!
Yeah.

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She fumbled the joke.
But you didn't rebound it, so it doesn't matter-
...That's basketball.

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It's false!
Your FACE is FALSE!

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You can kiss my-
-POP-

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I'm poking you with my round stick.
It's not brown...wait-

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It's extra large!
Extra extra large.
She needs an extra large.
I need an extra extra extra extra extra extra-
SMALL.
...
Shut up.

Gus::

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HEY IT'S BEEN A WHILE HASN'T IT?

How's you nowadays?

Ehhh.
Same as always, I suppose.
Tired though.
Didn't go to school today. >->
Went to the doctor and then the mall.
Got stuff at Hot Topic and Spencer's and uhh...
Some other place.
But yeah.
What about you?

bored as usual

though rigth at the MOMENT I'm excited abotu thanksgiving and seeing certain family members.

actually, only family members I like COME to thanksgiving anyway. though one isn't this year because he can't drive anymore because he was injured or something so he's going to his daughter's instead.

also, mike and I just dueled yu gi oh....six times in a row, all six were really good duels >_>

do you play yoo-gee-ohh?

Hope you're having a good day today then. <_<

No, but I used to play with my neighbor, Michael when it first came out.
I haven't played since.
Not that I ever really cared for the game that much. <____<_<

WELLLLLL

now that thanksgiving's done, time to wait for christmas!

What are you gonna do for Christmas anyway? <_<

oh, well

get up, not get dressed, eat snack s**t all day, stay home, play the video games I get, then stay home alone when my mom, the twins and my stepdad go to my mom's friend's house.

o-o
Sounds like...fun? o-O

oh it is

what're YOU gunna doo?

>_>
I have NO idea. Dx

can I come over!?

NO.
We'll sit outside on the porch with shotguns and when you come runnin' down the street, we'll shoot your a**. D<

HAHA!

YEAH RIGHT!

you don't have a porch.

Faith::

I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WUT I DID TO DESERVE UR DESPERTAE ATTEMPT TO GET IN MY PANTS DDDDDDDD;
*desperate xD
DESPEERATE?! D8<
xD
*desperate! xDDDDDDD
xDDDDDDD
i cant stop laughing xDDDD
Same. xD
Y IS THT WORD SO DAMN HARD TO SPLEL
D8<
xDDDDDD

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"VIDS THAT MAKE JOO PISS PISS 8DDD"

.::Random people::.

Krystal::

Alright, if it's 15 to 1, then there's 1 foot in 12 inches-
<-<
>->
-dies-

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OH!
If you ever go to the History Channel-
There's this show-
Called "Gangland"-
And-
...
They got some sexy gang members on there.
...
Crack-sellin', sexy men...
Mm.

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This is the sexiest 3 I have ever made in my LIFE!
LOOK AT THIS!
-shoves in face-
[Note:: She has said the same thing about her 's', 'n', 'e', and a shitload of other letters and numbers. xD
Sadly it's no longer funny because everyone in that class does it now. ._.]

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I have to go to the bathroom after drinking an entire can of s**t- I mean Powerade.

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Peace. Love. Happiness-
You're goin' down!

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Y'gonna see a bunch of Asian people runnin' down the parking lot of Marsh goin' "AHHHHHHH!!" wavin' swords around!

Jeron&Ryan::

-over exaggerates-
Noooo! Ryan, I was in front of yooouuu!
Psh, you weren't in front of nothin'. Shoo'.

Audrey&Zach::

Haha.
I'm normal!
-silence-
...
Audrey, you are the farthest thing from ever being normal.
...
Aw, thank you so much Zach. That touched me right-
-pats chest-
Right there...
Thank you...

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What do you think you're doing, you foolish little child!!!
...
Calm down Zach...

Montez&Mr.Harmond::

First nine week grades don't matter.
They don't matta!
Yeah!
PREACH!
-erases board-
That's the only thing that matters!
The 00%!
...
I mean-
If you wanted a 00%, you'd have to REALLY try. You'd have to mispell you're name and-
-sigh-

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Erin gots me!
Oh no.
You did not just abuse the English language.

TutorManPerson::

Martin Luther King, Ghandi, JESUS!
Yeah.
They're all martyrs. -nodnod-

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A shark doesn't just think-
"Oh hey, there's a person, I'm gonna get it!"

Takelion::

Have you ever opened the door to a tie-dye van and see a bunch of smoke comin' out and some old white guy comes out and starts coughing-
"-coughcough- PEACE, BRO!"

My Cousin Jessica::
Y'know-
The greatest comeback in an argument is to call someone a 'multi-colored c** bubble'.
...
It makes them laugh.

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Heheh.
Multi-colored guzzling c** bubble.

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Cookiessss! Cookies make me happy in the pants! Almost as much as Pokemanz! But I can't eat Pokemanz. ;-;

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