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If you have set yourself on fire, do not run! If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder. If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo. Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you! The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand. Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the hell away. Hurricanes, animal corpses and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it. If a door is closed, karate chop it open After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head. If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell. A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation. Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die. darknessfaith · Wed Oct 01, 2008 @ 05:29am · 0 Comments


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