This thing is wrong on the girl's part. Well, for me anyways.
"HOW GIRLS FLIRT"
"1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. " I do that to alot of people, and I'm not flirting.
"2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. " I do that, and I'm still not flirting.
"3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. " I flip my hair all the time. No matter who I'm talking to. It's just my habit.
"4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. " Yeah, I touch people when I talk to them. I use my hands, too. Am I flirting? I think not.
"5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. " I don't tell anyone who I like. Guys or girls. That's just a ways to start drama. So I say that. And me, I'm always smiling.
"6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. " I like to know. biggrin Makes me feel important. And I do get interested.
"7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. " If I don't know his friends, I will stand next to him. Cause I don't know them. Duh.
"8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. " I hate when my friends or guys like stupid girls. Like someone worth your time. Doesn't mean I'm flirting with you. Just means I'm saying she's not right for you.
"9. You catch her staring at you. " I look at people all around me constintley. I feel safer knowing who's around me all the time.
"10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. " I love guys hair. And I like doing makeup. Still not flirting. I mean, do you know how many guys I've put makeup on? And most of them are like.. My bestguyfriends.
"11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. " That's not a way of flirting. That's a way of knowing she likes you, c**t.
"12. She knows your phone number and address. " I know people's phone numbers. The address parts a little stalkerish..
"13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible. " I love spending time with people.. Ha, stupid.
But yeah. I dont' know where this f** got his answers... But I got bored and decided to correct this.
And I can't sleep.
So talk to me.
iFluffehCupcake · Mon Sep 15, 2008 @ 05:52am · 0 Comments |