HELLO, HOWDY-DOODY?
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I'm sorry if I scared you.
THOSE THAT ARE FAINTHEARTED PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES.
Seriously. That's your warning. The only one.
It's not yellow light red light, it's just red light.
So be warned.
This is just my intro page.
It only gets better from here.
It's like watching a train wreck.
Directed by Stephen Spielberg.
Starring Chuck Norris.
Together in the same sitting.
;'D My, my, aren't you lucky?
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$10.55 PER PAGEVIEW, PLEASE.
...
I'm sorry if I scared you.
THOSE THAT ARE FAINTHEARTED PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES.
Seriously. That's your warning. The only one.
It's not yellow light red light, it's just red light.
So be warned.
This is just my intro page.
It only gets better from here.
It's like watching a train wreck.
Directed by Stephen Spielberg.
Starring Chuck Norris.
Together in the same sitting.
;'D My, my, aren't you lucky?
....
$10.55 PER PAGEVIEW, PLEASE.
