What do you call a ****** with a peg leg?
s**t on a stick! -joe
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old ****** Thinks It's A Cadillac! -ricky
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby ****** who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid ******! You're a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them! -bonz
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot! -brenden
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime! -bobo
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim
What happened to the ****** who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim
Why don't ****** bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael
What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale s**t!
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -davey
What do they do with dead niggers in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits! -kara
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice! -David
What do you call a chinese ****** with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon - David
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People -Brandon
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads! -igor
Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't s**t on their lips! -Tim
Why was white chocolate invented?
So ****** kids could get messy too! -Kev
What do you call a niggers car?
A 'blood vessel'. -Dean
What do you call 1,000 niggers going down a hill?
A mudslide! -robbie
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast! -Jimmy
Why is there no black Miss America pageant?
Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho! -Zeigler
What do you get when you cross a ****** and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla! -Adam
What do you call a ****** having sex?
Rape! -Adam
How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it's a niggers job! -Sheeky
White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's! -bob
Why do niggers hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works! -Christian
A ****** walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back. -jon
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian! -Jeremy
How many niggers does it take a shingle a roof?
It depends how thin you slice them! -Donald
How do you get a ****** out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why don't ****** babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them! -Donald
What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start! -Donald
What do you call a ****** hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse! -Donald
What do you call a black bowling ball?
A ****** egg. -J
What did God say when he made the first ******?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head! -J
What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
What do Confederates do on the New Year?
Shoot niggers with roman candles and throw Confetti! -ozz
How do you get a ****** to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it! -c
How do you keep a ****** b***h pleased?
Give her some fried chicken! -Andrea
What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start! -Sebastian
What did God say when he made the second ******?
Oops! Burnt another one! -Nick
Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on s**t, only flies do! -eGod
What did the ****** get on his SATs?
Barbecue sauce! -Mike
Why don't niggers like blow jobs?
Niggers don't like ANY jobs! -Jesse Dawson
What is a ******?
Proof that skunks ******** monkeys! -Jesse Dawson
What happened when the ****** looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shat on his face! -Steve
What do you call a busload of niggers going off a cliff with one empty seat?
A crying shame! -sean
What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start! -Sebastian
Why is a ****** like a vending machine?
Neither work, but they both take your money! -Kyle
Why are blacks so tall?
Their knee grows. -****** Hater
What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equiptment!
What do you call a black man with a pole in his back?
s**t on a stick! -mark
Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind the niggers they used to pick cotton before they were drug dealers! -coady
Why was the ****** with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting! -Robyn
Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black. -J
What's the difference between bigfoot and a working ******?
Bigfoot's been spotted! -big jake
What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem! -jedthrow
What do you call a ****** with an afro?
Microphone. -Nikki
What do you call two blacks in a bodybag?
Twix! -Nikki
Why are there only 2 pall bearer at a niggers funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles! -mike
What does a ****** give his kid for his birthday?
YOUR bike! -mike
Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a ****** driving by?
It could be your car! -mike
Why did the man take off his watch to grab a handful of jelly beans?
He was afraid the blacks would steal it!
How do we know Adam wasn't black?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guys?
What's long, dark and stinks?
The unemployment line!
Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet! -Johnny Reb
Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They're niggers!
A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The ****** grabs the TV and runs! -Alex
What's blue and hangs in my front yard? My ******! I'll paint him whatever color I want!
What's a black mans fortune cookie? A peice of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle! -Frank
How does a niggress take a pregnancy test? She sticks a banana up her p***y, if it comes out half-eaten you know there's another monkey on the way! -Wo
What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56? The Martin Luther King Day parade! -Mr. KKK
What's the difference between a ****** and Batman? Batman can go out at night without Robbin -Crystal
What did Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?
I freed WHO? -Jesse Dawson
What's the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?
Neighbor! -Subzie
A redneck is driving down the road one day and see's a sign that says coon season is in. He goes a bit further down the road and see a field of niggers picking watermelons. He stops, takes out his gun and starts shooting. A cop comes up and asks him what he's doing so he says, "I saw a sign back there that said coon season was in!", the cop says, "yea, but you're hunting in a baited field!" -sam
Why do niggers eat Tootsie Rolls with a fork?
So they don't bite off their fingers! -Nettie
What's the difference between a ****** and a bag of s**t?
The bag!
What do you call the million man march in the rain?
"Gorillas in the mist" -Jethro
Once there was a ****** who decided to have a bar-b-q on the front lawn of the local church. Another ****** walked up and told him he'd better leave before the priest came out and called the cops since all the spooks knew the priest was a racist. The doors of the church swung open and the second ****** jumped into the bushes. The priest came out and he could see the priest was upset, but couldn't hear what he was saying. He saw the priests arms go up, down, left and right and then he went back inside.
The ****** came out from the bush and asked his friend how he'd gotten the priest to bless him! The first ****** said he wasn't being blessed, the priest pointed up and said, "******! Get your Bar-B-Q", pointed down and said, "your ****** friend hiding in the bush", pointed left to right and said, "and get the ******** out!" -Travis
What's the difference between a ****** and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from! -Ryan
What do you call a bunch of niggers neck-deep in mud?
Afro-turf
What do you call a bunch of niggers skydiving?
Air pollution! -shawn
What's long and hard on a ******?
Third grade.
A ****** with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?"
The parrot says, "Africa! There are millions of them over there just sitting around"
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Actually Colored People.
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems.
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers, Apes, Aligators, Coons and Possums. - mike
What do you call a ****** waterskiing?
A top-water jig. -heywood
What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
Niggers! -dave
A ******, a jew and a mexican jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
Who cares! -Chris
How do you keep a ****** from drowning?
Take your boot off his head. -Klaus
Ever hear the rumor that niggers are bigger than white men? How do you tell when a ****** is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope! -spinner
What do you say to a black man in court?
Will the defendant please rise! -Tee
What do you call a black man in high school?
Janitor -Tee
What's the only way a person can look at a ****** and smile?
Through the scope of a gun! -jaycee
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk. -nathan
How do you keep a ****** from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Whats the difference between a ****** and a bucket of s**t?
The bucket. -Heidi
What do an apple and a ****** have in common?
They both belong hanging in trees.
Why don't niggers celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays. -c
How do you starve a ******?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.
What do you call seven niggers hanging in a tree?
A windchime.
What are three things you can't give a ******?
A fat lip, a black eye and a job!
What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead ****** in a road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it. -james
What do you call a black priest?
Holy s**t! -ccc
I had a ****** in my family tree . . .
. . . he's still hanging there!
Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation. -Chris
How long does it take a nigress to take a s**t?
9 months -CJ
What do you call a ****** with a Harvard education?
A ******! - Josh
What do you call a ****** on the moon? A problem.
What do you call five niggers on the moon? A problem.
What do you call all the niggers on the moon? Problem solved! - Hayley
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Around America Causing Problems -Sam
Why did so many niggers die in Vietnam?
When they were told to get down they started break dancing! -Ray
What do you call a ****** in a suit?
Guilty! -Ryan
What do you call a black roofer?
s**t on a shingle! -Gino
If life were a jacket where would the niggers live?
In the hood! -Kev
What do you call a busload of niggers?
A rotten banana -Jake
What do you call a bunch of niggers buried neck deep in your driveway?
Blacktop -Jeff
What do you throw a drowning ******?
It's wife and kids! -woodie
Why are all the niggers fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail.
Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
How do you keep a ****** from going out?
Pour more gas on him! - Jarrett
Why do white folks go to ****** garage sales?
To get their stuff back. - J
How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!
What does a ****** and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work. - John
What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television floating in mid-air?
Shoot the ****** stealing it.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a ******?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five! - Garrett
How can you tell a ******'s just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.
How do you get a ****** to leave you alone?
Throw him a basketball! -J
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic. -obb
Why don't niggers dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.
Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're NIGGERS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS."
A ****** and a s**c fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The s**c, the ****** never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything. - stu
What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?
Alive! -Jessica
A ****** runs into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor I can't stop running around!" The doctor says, "Okay, take this tablet." The ****** slows down and stops. He said, "WOW! It really worked! I've tried everything! What was it?" The doctor says, "It's Persil - Stops colours running." -Lee
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Fathers Day!
Why do niggers have white palms?
There's a little good in everyone. -J
What do you call a ****** rolling uphill?
Black magic! -Donald
What do you call a white man in a group of twenty black men?
Tarzan of the apes. -Tim
Why don't niggers ride Harleys?
They hear run ****** ****** -Christina
What do you call a field full of niggers?
A shooting range! -James
What's the only good ******?
A dead ******!
What's the difference between a ****** and an orange?
The orange is alive when you take it off the tree. -McGirk
How did blacks invent break-dancing?
Trying to steal hubcaps off moving cars. -bman
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a pool?
Coco Puffs -Zack
What do you say when you see bigfoot?
Freeze you hairy ******! -Jesse
Why are niggers so good at basketball?
It's the only game where they can run, shoot and steal -Jay
What do a slinky and a ****** have in common?
Both are useless and it's fun to watch them both falling down the stairs -Jordan
Did you hear about the ****** who died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window going 100mph and his lips beat him to death! -matt
How do you get 30 niggers into a Volkswagon?
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application! - Josh
Why do they put cotton on top of asperin bottles?
To remind niggers they picked cotton before they were drug dealers! -Tom
What's a niggers favorite drink?
Cotton GIN -Jobe
What do you call a ****** with s**t on its shoulder?
Two-headed! -Cai
What do you call a ****** falling off a cliff?
A chocolate drop! -Cai
What did the ****** say while he was running next to a zebra?
"Now you see me - now you don't . . " -Gabbi
What does NBA stand for?
Niggers Bouncing Around -Steve
A little ****** was helping it's grandma in the kitchen, spilling some flour on his face he looked up and said, "Look grandma! I'm a white boy now!" His grandma whooped his a** and told him to go tell his mom what he'd said. He goes into the living room and says, "Look momma! I'm a white boy now!" His mom whoops his a** and tells him to go tell his father what he'd told her. He walks outside and says, "Look pappy! I'm a white boy now!" His father whoops his a** and then asks him what he learned. He says, "I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you ******** niggers!" -Kurious George
Why do niggers smell?
So blind people can hate them too! -Kevin
Why don't niggers like barn dances?
Everytime they hear there's a 'hoe down' they think their sister got shot! -Jake
What do you get when you breed a ****** with a jew?
A chain of empty retail stores. -Rob
Why are apes always frowning?
They heard that in a million years they'll be niggers! -Puoyan
Why are people like jelly beans?
Nobody likes the black ones!
Why do niggers have low-riders?
So they can pick cotton at 50 miles an hour -Graham
What do you call a ****** with a wooden leg?
A waste of wood! -Subzie
Did you know Oprah and Stevie Wonder both had the same nick name in school?
It was ******! -Subzie
Why'd the ****** have s**t in his wallet?
For I.D. - Subzie
What do you call a ****** in tree wearing a suit and holding a briefcase?
Branch manager! - Heather
What do you call a ****** with white hair?
A pint of Guiness - zander
What's a ****** got in common with a bike?
Neither can work without chains - richard
A man walks into a shoe store looking for a nice pair of shoes. An assistant asks if he can help, so the man tells the assistant he's looking for a really nice pair of shoes, a pair like nobody else would have. The assistant leads the man to the back room, opens a draw and pulls out a pair of shoes. He says, "These are the most unique shoes, made from human skin! They're $10,000". The man looks at them and says they're a bit pricey, so the assistant says, "We also have them in black for $2.99"
-Lozza
Why are niggers so good at football?
They grow up around hit and runs -ZehnRen
Why do dogs lick their assholes?
To get the taste of ****** out of their mouths.
What do you call the black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow niggers! -Luke
What's 6 ft tall, black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron! -Luke
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead niggers?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage! -Tim
What do you get when you cross a midget with a ******?
A little s**t! - Blade
When does a black man turn into a ******?
As soon as he leaves the room! - Cain Fleming
Why does New York have niggers while California has earthquakes?
California got first pick! - Cain Fleming
Did you hear the KKK bought the rights to "ROOTS"?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending! - Cain Fleming
What's the difference between a White owl and a black owl?
The White owl says, "Who! Who!", while the black owl says, "Who dat! Who dat!" - Cain Fleming
Did you hear about the new black Barbie?
She comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check. - Cain Fleming
What does RAP stand for?
Retarded and poor, Rob and Plunder, Riot and Pound
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers And Assholes Crashing Parties - bob
Why do niggers drive nice cars, but live in crappy houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal a house yet! -J
What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa?
Send them all back half way - Brian
Why do people hit things when they don't work?
It worked with the slaves! -Arty
What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patrick's day?
Everyone wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's day! -Arty
What do you call two niggers in a red sleeping bag?
Kitkat - Tom
What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold schwarzenegger?
Michael Wasanegger - Willy
What's more fun than swinging a baby ****** around on a string?
Stopping it with a shovel - Matt
What do you call a black man in a freezer?
Tough s**t! -Sasha
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