boomer:*falls from the portel* woh, that was awsome were are thoese guys? and where is this N.O.B guy, woh holy s**t *looks around at the world that i was just thrown into*it looks like an old school japan from way back maby befor the second world war, well i better find thoses dumb a**'s *walks around to find davidin a tea house talkin to a cute girl* david wheres Remy david: ******** if i know,go find him boomer: come with me david:no way cant you see i'm bizy boomer:*shakes head*fine i gess i gotta find him on my own just stay here *some time later* boomer: were is that dumb ******** the i turn around to see a man robing a women*oh s**t i gotta stop him*i give chase when just then Remy runs along next to me* Remy:where were you? boomer:i should ask you that, what ever lets just get this guy Remy: fine by me*runs by a stand and grabs a bucket* boomer: whach gonna do with that? Remy: ill show you*stops runnding and coms to a slyding halt swinging the bucket over head*not yet,not yet, now!*throws the bucket at the thef raping up his legs and triping him* boomer:nice shot*keeps runing grabing a long shoot of bambo* your dead now *jams the bambo in to the ground and uses it to fling me into hige into the air comeing hard down in the thef* not today man *grab hand bag* lets take this back to the lady Remy:cool *dashes off with boomer to give back the bag* *a little later* boomer:heres your bag mam lady:why thank you boys Remy:it was no problim lady:well heres something for the both of you *the lady gives the boys a invite to her party* Remy:thank you boomer:may i ask what this is lady:it is an invite to my party today Remy:mam may we have another for a friend of ours? lady:it would be my plesher for you boys boomer:thank you mam Remy lets go Remy surprised k lets go, thank you mam *at the tea house* boomer:david said he would stay here Remy:there he is boomer:where? Remy:there look at him boomer:*looks over to fin david with the same girl amog maney others* wow he can shure spit some game Remy:ya i knew he was good but god damn*walks over to david where the ******** were you? david:what, you blind? i'm not givein this up Remy:good point,*looks around at the girls* hey ladys my names Remy boomer:hey a** holes we gotta go find that N.O.B person david:cool, cool, my work here is over, you can go ladys but not you Remy:damn i was just getin comfy boomer:why dose she gotta stay david: i said i would walk her home boomer: fine here take this david:whats this? boomer:its and invite david:to what? boomer: a ladys party david:reads the paperhey it says i can bring a friend cool but damn it i gotta dress all rich like Remy:it dose? suck we dont got anything to ware cute girl:i have something for you all to wair and the N.O.B person your talking about is a good friend of mine she is verry nice Remy:hold up a sec, did you say she cute girl:yes but i will onle help you if you let me come back with you through the portal boomer:but i'm not shure you would like it there cute girl:i dont care i wish to come with you all boomer: fine you may come with us by the way whats you name? cute girl:my name is amy Remy:hole s**t this party is in an hour david:so? Remy:so we cnat be late or this lady will pe pissed at us cuss we got herbag from the guy and stuff david surprised h well better hury *some tiem later at the amy house* boomer:*looks at self in the miror* damn i look good you got a hit for this? Remy: if he get a hit i get one too boomer:hurrey up god damn you david:*walks out of the bed room* how do i look? boomer: like a ston cold pimp now lets go Remy:damn playa amy:but you two need dates boomer:hold on a tic dates are girls, girls are hot, and i like hot girls, ok Remy: cool so were are they amy:i would like you to meet lily and christine boomer:damn Remy i get lily Remy:fine by me,is it ok if i call you chrisy? christine:that would be fine Remy:awsome*takes her arm and walks past boomer and david turing his head to show a twinkel in his eye* david:that little pimp boomer:so lily shale we? lily surprised k by me boomer:*takes her arm and turns to david* ya redy? david: you know it *takes amys hand* amy:you stud*gets up and walks past boomer with david* boomer:yep hes gittin some lily:who said you wernt ither boomer:*looks at the screen with a grin and says*damn right *later on at the party* boomer:hey look at that guy Remy:whay guy? david:him right there what about him? boomer:i dont know just kinda strang Remy:your just seein things david:i dont know he just punched that guy boomer:no way david:way, look there fighting Remy:holy s**t they arei dont wanna git in any of this lets go besides this party blows boomer:i know and we got a long day ahead of us tomarow david:well that would be nice but um we have no monie we have nowhere to stay and we have nuthing to eat amy:you can come home with me lily:you can stay at my place chrisy:and you can stay at mine boomer:that would be sweet Remy:i love you chrisy chrisy:i know Remy i know *later on at amys house* amy:that party sucked so i think we all need to get drunk boomer:hell ya david:awsome *they all get drunk and pass out untill the next day and that is where the story ends for today* Narater:what hapens next for our heros will they get luckey? will they become uber ninjas? tune in next time to find out brought to you by fabio man.com when the sigh says dont feed the fabio man dont feed the fabio man
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