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dis ones called um.... just read the damn story > sad
well it was a cold and stormy night i had mexican food so i got up and went to the bathroom and then went to tell the real stroy haha smile . so there it was the monster came from the waters and...
Johnny:''hey wait a minute!! u didnt start the story off with like once apon a time''
Aquila:''well maybe i DIDNT FEEL LIKE SAYING THAT STUPID s**t U LITTLE BRAT.now where was i''
Johnny's mom:''hey u cant talk to my son that way apologize right now
Aquilla:''OH MY ******** GOD EVERYTIME I TRY TO TELL A DAMN STORY SOME DAMN PERSON HAS TO INTERUPT IT AUGHHHHH!!!!''FIRST IT WAS THE DAMN DRUMS NOW THIS b***h DAMN BASTARDSSSSSS!!!!''
Narrator sad suddenly Aquila iz attacked by ninjas, a box of oatmeal, and a very fat man eating a turkey sandwich)
Fatman: ''hey can i get some mustard plez?''
Aquila: eww ur so ugly and fat(aquila kicks the fatman and then steals his sandwich)
Fatman:no one steals my sandwich!!!Aughhhhhhhh!!!
(suddenly the fatman grows to about 500ft and tries to stomp on Aquila and then he tag teams with the 500ft baked potato!!!
Aquila: aww come on where the hell is batman when i need him!!
(somewhere in the batcave
Batman:''Robin make sure that toilet gets extra squeaky clean''
Robin: man stupid b***h doesnt even let me drive the bat mobile and he makes me get him food
Batman:''hey r u complaining again??''
Robin:'' im tired of being pushed around u lazy jerk u dont even have super powers ur lame!!!
Batman:''Robin come here ur getting a spanking ''Aquila:wait where the hell did i change this story to this s**t omg i hate this damn movie i rented from blockbuster cuz if u come in there just before itz over due they make u wait so u can be late and then u have to pay more and on and on and on and on and AUGHHHHHH!!!(Aquila makes a taco and goes to sleep) and whatever happened to robin u ask? oh i forgot to say he died in a plane crash even though he rode on a bus but batman lives in arizona teaching blind ppl how to park cars the end im dont i already said the end why r u still reading u must have uncurable std's and dandruff and bad oral gum disease that......
Nurse:Mr.Hairston wake up.
Aquila when hes 80 years old: oh i guess i got carries away again huh?
Nurse time to take ur medicine
Aquila: nooooo he climbs out of bed but slipps on some slippers and hits the cord thats keeping him alive and he dies.....(BWOOOP)
Boy:Hey mom we were watching that!!!!!
Husband:Honey this dinner u made tastes like crap
(he beats her while the kids talk about stuff until the world explodes hahahaha i win u lose gameover shutup. got to sleep smile