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Okay so this is like way off since its june and im going to do a holloween, twilight jokeie thingy

**pretend its holloween**

Mother: why are you so sad? (talking to me sulking on my bed)

Me: Well, i had the PERFECT costume...but...

Mother:But?

Me: Well, if i dressed up as Bella, who is going to be my Edward? Technicly he's only a figment of my imagination, and robert pattison in the twilight movie.*sigh*

Mother: Well what about your boyfriend?

Me: Well, you see he isnt a figment of my imagination so it wont work.. plus...

Mother: Plus?

Me: I told him to read twilight..

Mother: And?

Me: Well he said he didnt want to so i said 'Im dumping you for a fictional character' see how my life is so complicated**deeper sigh and a i jump deeper into thought....**maybe i could.... Naw...

Mother: What is it?

Me: Well i was then thinking Alice...but im not pixie like... Then Rosalie... but how do you compare to the most beatuiful thing in the world.. i mean the most beautiful thing of my imagination..

Mother: Im sure there is another character you can dress up as.

Me: Well, all the vampires are ruled out.. so is bella, Jacob's to tall... angela is taller than me, im taller than jessica... **quiet moan**

Mother: **tired already about my sudden costume complaining she walks out**

*Later that night, AKA Halloween night*

Mother:what did you decide to be?

Me: I decided to be me, one of those new blood vampires, since i just got bitten... and since im thirstying for blood ima go bite people biggrin

Mother:*Confused* Who bit you?

Me: little brother... he's the closest thing to mythical i can think of.. he is EL Diablo as you know... so i figure i can get away with being a vampire, plus it hurts so ill walk around moaning in pain, and my teeth sinking into anothers skin would totally make the pain leave..

Mother: Umm i dont think biteing people will get you the reaction you think...

Me: I know, thats why im only going to bite my Twilighter friends and fans, i know they will appreciate the bite.. HEHEHE

THE END

...I hope you liked my little twilight halloween costume fantasy
tell me if you want more ill be happy to create a fan fiction, i was only worried that if i did and it turned out to far from stephie's then i would get sad.
PEACE OUT MY FELLOW LOVERS OF THE LION AND THE LAMB!!!

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-BREAKING DAWN(coming out soon)
-HOST
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-KAY
AKA- Queen Crash (QCRASH)